I know how this will go, I just want to see who agrees with me

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Apr 22, 2014.

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How do you like your bacon, faggots?

Poll closed Apr 24, 2014.
  1. Soft and Chewy

    30.5%
  2. Crispy and Crunchy

    69.5%
  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Bacon - Soft and Chewy or Crispy and Crunchy?


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  2. Gas Face

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    crispy crunchy.
     
  3. Mack

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    Crispy >
     
  4. beatlejaws

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    s & c
     
  5. Satori Brah

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    I don't like either extreme but if I had to choose one, it would be soft and chewy :dontknow:

    what's the right answer?
     
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    Crispy.
     
  7. ice cream

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    Crispy obv
     
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    extra crispy
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I love chewy, almost undercooked bacon

    I'll eat either but I most definitely have a preference
     
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    Chewy is ok too
     
  11. Satori Brah

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    :yes: I win! :cheer:
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Me and Brah are the only ones :nocheer:

    Now I know how black people feel
     
  13. Satori Brah

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    agreed.

    too crispy bacon tastes like dried up dogshit
     
  14. Satori Brah

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    :brotha:
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The only time I prefer bacon crispy is on certain sandwiches where there is no other meat, because I like the crunch
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    But on a bacon/grilled onion/grilled cheese sandwich? Definitely chewy :drool:
     
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    like a BLT :lo5:
     
  18. zingger

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    Crunchy of course :coffee:
     
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    Ridiculous. Then big chunks of it pull out of the sandwich, instead of properly breaking down in a crunch. Ruins the whole goddamn sandwich.

    It's like chewing sinew. :no:
     
  20. Gitfiddle

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    Soft bacon is gross. I'd still eat the shit out of it though because it's fucking bacon. And the more sodiums the better.