I know I'm a total faggot for being on Facebook...

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    ...but I just got a very unexpected friend request.

    As some of you faggots know I grew up in Kearns, Utah. We were the only black family for miles and miles and miles. So there were these two kids named Jared and Bronson who lived across the street. Jared was my age and Bronson was his little faggot brother. Sometimes when I was playing with one of them their mom would tell us to come in their house to play or go in their backyard. But most of times when we were playing their mom would yell at them that they needed to come home for dinner. Strange thing is this would happen no matter what time it was. It could be 2 or 3 in the afternoon and she would call them in for dinner. Whenever she called them in they would be really pissed, but they would always go home. I thought it was strange at the time, but I just figured they were some crazy white people.

    It wasn't until I was older that I realized that the boys' parents really just didn't want their kids being seen playing with a black kid. They were somewhat cool with me being in their house or backyard, but not out on the street with their kids. I kinda laugh at it now because it's pretty pathetic. This was in the early 80's and it really shouldn't have been that big of a deal. Everyone else in the neighborhood was cool as fuck. These were the only folks who ever had an issue with me.

    Anyways, this cunt who didn't want me to be seen with her kids just sent me a friend request. :fil:
     
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  2. Thelonious Davis

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    Oakland world problems
     
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    :lol: raiders
     
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    You gonna call sharpton ??
     
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    alll kidding aside thats some pretty fucked up ignorant shit. who cares if your neighbors are black, if theyre bringing in middle class dollars and arent causing trouble why is there a problem?maybe you misread it because I dont know a whole lot of white people that would give a damn if a decent black family moved in next door
     
  6. gwartney

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    Tell her you're still black and ask her if she's sure she wants to be friends.
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    My fucking next door neighbor, for one.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    I got friends that aren't white that think everything white people do is somehow due to racist. :facepalm::facepalm:
     
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    you live next to a black family, Im so sorry :console:
     
  10. Phan Neepack

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    We had one Blaek kid in elementary school... His name was Rodney.. He used to dance for milk money
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    No, the old man that lives next door is white. He moved out of his old neighborhood because there were too many blacks. One time he told me that there was a whorehouse across the street, a mom and 2 daughters. He also told me that about 12 houses around the neighborhood were owned by gays. His latest is 60% of the home sales in our neighborhood were going to mexicans. The funny thing is, one of his daughters is as butch as you can get. Short spiky hair, rides a harley, the whole 9 yards. He has no idea she's a les.
     
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    Funny story though, one of my earliest memories. I was walking home from school with a friend and his little sister. I think I was 8 she must have been 6.
    we came upon an upper middle class black couple, he looked like Clarence Thomas and must have been a doctor or something his wife looked equally as educated.
    the little girl says to her brother, "hey, whats that word that people call black people that they dont like?"
    he says ' N iggers"
    she says, oh yeah then proceeds to shout out "N IGGERS!"
    Oh god, Ill never forget them raising their brows then walking up to us and saying
    "hello, may we please get your address so we can talk to your parents'
    of course we were too young to no better than to lie so the dipshits gave their real address
     
  13. NipplesAndToes23

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    :spit:
     
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    Fucking Utards.
     
  15. gwartney

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    They're all like that.
     
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    Do they have a better grasp of the English language than you?
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I like this guy, God help me.
     
  18. NipplesAndToes23

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    :nono: Absolutely not! Most of the people there were nice as fuck. Salt of the goddamn earth.
     
  19. gwartney

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    Settle down. I just said that because Oderus is from Utah.
     
  20. Mlaw

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    Little black boys in Utah are like mopeds...