Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic Too, Sep 7, 2013.
I can't go out two days in a row anymore.
I'm in need of reading glasses it seems...
I'm getting some grey and some crows feet.
hard time driving at night..headlights are blurry
i look forward to taking afternoon naps.
At the time I used to go out, I now turn in for the night
Sorry, got nothing for you.
I make noises when I get up and when I sit down.
Me too! I took one today.
I started posting in the Generic Evening Thread every once in a while.
I go to a lot of funerals these days
my bowels are stuck.
I started liking the music they play at the grocery store.
I enjoy QVC.
My back hurts like hell right now. Paging Dr Vodka...Paging Dr Vodka...
poker is now a sport to me
I'm leasing a Cadillac.
My ear and nose hair's out of control. I find myself trimming both at least twice a week.
late 30s early 40s? i did that too when i was between 36 and 45. everybody either had parents dying or were dying themselves. after a while those stop because everyone who is at risk, dies.
after that you just have to look forward to every 5 year mark: the actuarial tables show that people in the same generations seem to drop off on 5 yr periods rather than between them. if you survive the 5 year mark you are statistically likely to make it till the next fifth year.
so if you survive 35, statistically you are likely to make it to 40, etc. but everyone else drops away.