I know most of you are not going to believe this but

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Mar 17, 2015.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I just had a meeting with the owners number 2 man and he ask me what they need to do to keep me :wtf:
     
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  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Tell him you want a raise and a Slurpee machine.
     
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    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    I believe
     
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  4. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    No one wants you
     
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  5. Mr. Potato Head

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    Team HAL! :yes:
     
  6. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    Nice :lo5: Ask him how your balls taste
     
  7. Nunz

    Nunz Lar's lurking. Gold

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    :coffee: Tell 'em gay sex with the owners number 1 man.
     
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  8. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    100k base plus your same commission package.
     
  10. Bababoey31

    Bababoey31 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Tell them to give ME a job, moving expenses, sign on bonus, a company car, and you'll consider staying.
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    How awful are the other employees if you're the best and you're always taking pictures of your butt in the bathroom and your big bald head by the candy machine?
     
  12. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Is the owner's #2 man the guy right below the owner or the guy right below the guy who is right below the owner?
     
  13. larryluncg

    larryluncg Empty VIP

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    tell him to go fuck himself
     
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  14. Mr Sinister

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    :lol:
     
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    Nice dude, is there really anything else to ask for than a higher commission on each sale?
     
  16. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    They can let him drive the 2015 Genesis demo car for 6 months :dontknow:
     
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  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    You want a private spot to "relieve" yourself.
     
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    Company credit card for the snack machine :grad:
     
  19. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Baltimore Neckfat. A valuable asset and vital component to the team...

    :up:
     
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  20. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    They can just give him a snack drawer and have the janitors fill it over night so there's no resentment from the co workers :dontknow:
     
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