I know most of you are not going to believe this but

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Mar 17, 2015.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    I just had a meeting with the owners number 2 man and he ask me what they need to do to keep me :wtf:
     
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  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Tell him you want a raise and a Slurpee machine.
     
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    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    I believe
     
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  4. Mr Sinister

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    No one wants you
     
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  5. Mr. Potato Head

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    Team HAL! :yes:
     
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    Nice :lo5: Ask him how your balls taste
     
  7. Nunz

    Nunz Lar's lurking(# 11a). VIP

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    :coffee: Tell 'em gay sex with the owners number 1 man.
     
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  8. Sea Slob

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    100k base plus your same commission package.
     
  10. Bababoey31

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    Tell them to give ME a job, moving expenses, sign on bonus, a company car, and you'll consider staying.
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    How awful are the other employees if you're the best and you're always taking pictures of your butt in the bathroom and your big bald head by the candy machine?
     
  12. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Is the owner's #2 man the guy right below the owner or the guy right below the guy who is right below the owner?
     
  13. larryluncg

    larryluncg Birthdays were the worst days VIP Gold

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    tell him to go fuck himself
     
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  14. Mr Sinister

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    :lol:
     
  15. Psycho2

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    Nice dude, is there really anything else to ask for than a higher commission on each sale?
     
  16. Sea Slob

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    They can let him drive the 2015 Genesis demo car for 6 months :dontknow:
     
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  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    You want a private spot to "relieve" yourself.
     
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  18. Psycho2

    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned

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    Company credit card for the snack machine :grad:
     
  19. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Baltimore Neckfat. A valuable asset and vital component to the team...

    :up:
     
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  20. Sea Slob

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    They can just give him a snack drawer and have the janitors fill it over night so there's no resentment from the co workers :dontknow:
     
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