Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Mar 17, 2015.
I just had a meeting with the owners number 2 man and he ask me what they need to do to keep me
Tell him you want a raise and a Slurpee machine.
No one wants you
Nice Ask him how your balls taste
Tell 'em gay sex with the owners number 1 man.
100k base plus your same commission package.
Tell them to give ME a job, moving expenses, sign on bonus, a company car, and you'll consider staying.
How awful are the other employees if you're the best and you're always taking pictures of your butt in the bathroom and your big bald head by the candy machine?
Is the owner's #2 man the guy right below the owner or the guy right below the guy who is right below the owner?
tell him to go fuck himself
Nice dude, is there really anything else to ask for than a higher commission on each sale?
They can let him drive the 2015 Genesis demo car for 6 months
You want a private spot to "relieve" yourself.
Company credit card for the snack machine
Baltimore Neckfat. A valuable asset and vital component to the team...
They can just give him a snack drawer and have the janitors fill it over night so there's no resentment from the co workers