I know my grandpa facepalmed in heaven every time I banged a black chick

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Rubber Biscuit, Nov 14, 2015.

  1. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'll be getting a big scolding from him when I go to the pearly gates.
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    The black chicks probably drank Draino
     
  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I bet you being you caused the face palms.
     
  4. computer blue

    computer blue Well-Known Member

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    your grandpa probably shit his pants when he realized god is a black woman

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  5. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You can't facepalm when eating black pussy.
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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  7. banksy

    banksy Doritos housing hillbilly VIP

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    gross :puke:
     
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  8. maroon

    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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  9. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Racists dont go to heaven.
     
  10. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Your grampa is eating black pussy?
     
  11. Blackened

    Blackened Commitment to Excellence

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    stevie is a hardcore lib :jj:
     
  12. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    There is no heaven. Im pretty sure he's still in the casket.
     
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  13. Gator

    Gator What?

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    Stop it
     
  14. Chrisboom

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    Better use protection ...
    You know how long it takes a black woman to take a shit?
    - 9 months
    :giggle:
     
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  15. maroon

    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I think its chain link where you're going...
     
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  16. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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  17. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Not TBTE Material VIP

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    And a fucking crybaby. Or is that a given?
     
  18. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    This is a dream, you're still in the cell.
     
  19. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    U never did.
     
  20. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    Maybe your grandpa jacked watching you have sex.