I know the exact date I lost my virginity

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    21.04.2011

    I made a playlist on spotify that day with relaxing music for when my now-ex was coming over. It was our first date, and I was insanely nervous. After going for a walk and drinking a beer together at a bar, we went home to my place. I had just moved in, so there wasn't really any furniture, and we had to sit on my bed to watch a movie. Scott Pilgrim VS The World.
    Around the end of the movie, she started making advances, and we ended up having the most awkward sex ever. I made a detailed post on it the next day on SFN.

    Anyways, the spotify playlist...I still have it, and it's dated.

    Pretty weird, huh?
     
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    acagirl98 Well-Known Member

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    why would that be weird?
     
  3. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    You're lying again, Gary
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Every sex you will have will be awkward, Gary.
     
  5. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    That I know the exact date? I find it kinda weird :p
    No I'm not. I had made a relaxing playlist and she fucked it up that night by adding a bunch of shitty Paramore songs to it that I hate.
    go away
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Is that what you were thinking when you were with that girl?
     
  7. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    post the playlist
     
  8. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    You're not from norway, gary
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    How long did it take for your ass to heal?
     
  10. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    Who the fuck is this faggot
     
  11. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    You told this story before:



    1)The night consisted of her coming over.
    2)We talked for about 10 minutes
    3)We took our clothes off. She had a horrible looking body.
    4)I kissed her for maybe 10 seconds.
    5)Sucker her tits for maybe a minute.
    6)I ate her out for about 10 minutes. She didnt smell bad but the odor was a little different. Not one I could stay there for hours, but certainly I think clean.
    7)She blew for about another 5 minutes or so and then quit. I was very hard.
    8)I stuck my dick in her and fucked her for a few minutes. My dick got rapidly softer.
    9)She tried jerking me off and I stuck it in again. I tried closing my eyes and imaging it was anyone else.
    10)I got even softer and looked like a turtle peeking out of its shell.
    11)She then said to try the strapon. She did bring a 6 inch thin one.
    12)She fucked me doggystyle. When it went in for the first minute or so it hurt like a bitch.
    13)After that, honestly it didnt feel bad, but I wasnt hard.
    14)She then fucked me missionary and my penis looked like it was in a bucket of ice water.

    15)We stopped. She changed. She said goodbye.



    That was the most horrendous, horrible, weird, uncomfortable feeling I ever had. The dildo was better than fucking that fat pig.

    She was here and gone within 45 minutes total.
     
  12. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    311 – Speak Easy
    Len – Steal My Sunshine - Single Version
    311 – Amber
    Seals & Crofts – Summer Breeze
    Ziggy Marley – Drive
    Seal – Kiss From A Rose
    Paramore – When It Rains
    Paramore – My Heart
    Paramore – Misery Business
    Paramore – Brick By Boring Brick
    Paramore – That's What You Get
    Paramore – Emergency
    Paramore – Stop This Song - Bonus Version
    Paramore – crushcrushcrush
    Blues Traveler – Hook
    Paramore – Playing God
    Paramore – Turn It Off
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    what are you talking about idiot
     
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    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    did your ass hurt afterwards
     
  14. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    how was the sex?
     
  15. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Pfft, amazon.com
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    Did you cone?
     
  17. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    only chicks lose their virginity.
     
  18. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    alert!
     
  19. Napoleon V2

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    this video is weird because it makes it seem like the brother and sister have an incestual relationship
    [video=youtube;E1fzJ_AYajA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA[/video]
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I lost mine at 15, eve of my 16th bday.