I know this whore with aids who had sex with an uber driver last night.

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Sucks to be that guy.
     
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  2. Lostronaut

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    Chubby Chaser?
     
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  3. WillyBest

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    Aww, the beetus will kill him first.
     
  4. BleedingGums

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  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Aggravated anal rape
     
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  6. Lostronaut

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    [​IMG]
     
  7. newcastlefan

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    and she said "the uber driver smelled of cheese and pork, but i didn't have to pay for my car ride..."
     
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  8. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Why encourage the schtick poster?
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Because it's fun.
     
  10. newcastlefan

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    You see anything else going on?
     
  11. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP Gold

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    I don't think BM's a schtick poster. Just a goof trying to get laughs.

    Somehow, his not being funny makes him funny :dontknow:
     
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    I love you
     
  13. Neesie

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    Let's not get carried away here...
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    :jj:
     
  15. Lemmy

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    Irrelevant.