I know why Howard flies private.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DogStar69, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    all the wig glue he carries in his luggage can bring the largest jet liner down.
     
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    shit...if i had the money i would fly private. i will not hate on him just for flying private.
     
  3. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    If I had Howard's money I would fly private too.

    What I wouldn't do is go on the air the day after a private cross country flight and rant on how Americans are addicted to oil and are doing immense damage to the environment with their carbon footprints
     
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    i would, i'm a dick like that.
     
  5. Shithead

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    Payne Stewart flew private too and we know how well that worked out....I can only hope history repeats
     
  6. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    It could if Gary was the pilot. He sleeps at work so...........
     
  7. 1Vegasgirl

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    Like the hypocrites (and many liberal politicians) do. Good post.
     
  8. Butcher

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    Parles Anglais??
     
  9. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Go fuck a tree
     
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    remember when artie was telling something about the helicopter pad and howard made him shut up? because oh, it's so top secret no one should know about it ...
     
  11. Butcher

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    I remember it well.

    Artie: Who knew there was a helo...<interrupted>
    Howard: UHHHH ahahahhhha mumble mumble...
    Artie: Oooo err wheeeeeze.....
     
  12. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Yeah, like it's state secret where Howard lives for crying out loud. The worse Artie helicopter story was that phony bullshit of him flying up to that casino and the chopper couldn't take off because it had to go forward first or something.
     
  13. Butcher

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    Are you saying Artie lies :crazy:
     
  14. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    All loser addicts do. "My friend Mike the cop is helping me now, nunja worry!"
     
  15. Robert Higgins

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    Paul McCartney has said (on Sir Howies show) that he flies commercial most times because it's a) less pretentious b) way too much of an expense to own your own plane.

    Fuck Howard and his bourgeois private plane (not even his) and Botox, implant trophy wife.
     
  16. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    That McCartney can squeeze a nickel til it cries. Sure he ain't Jewish?
     
  17. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    You might be onto something. A private plane ride is more than enough time to color the rest of his hair. :jj:
     
  18. DogStar69

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    Plus if he flew commercial he would get "sir remove your curly hat" going thru security.
     
  19. Robert Higgins

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    Come on, this is some funny shit! (insert Jokeman laugh).
     
  20. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    Because he can.