I Learned How To Be A Great Wife...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by skp2978, Oct 17, 2014.

  1. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    by hanging with you assholes for many years.
    1. I don't nag.
    2. I give him his space and encourage him to enjoy his hobbies.
    3. If I want something for me, I buy it myself.
    4. I'm ready for sex at all times.
    5. I try to look decent and haven't "let myself go".
    6. I know I talk too much and that most guys can't stand that...so I save my incessant rambling on for my girlfriends or my mother (and post on social sites such as this).

    So, thank you for griping about your wives over the years. :flowers:
     
  2. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Getting on your knees is the only thing we care about.
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Now, how can I spin off of this :bigthink
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    im kinda horny right now
     
  5. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    So you're okay with constantly being nagged as long as we suck it? I'm sure others would disagree.
     
  6. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    I learned how to use a great knife...
     
  7. Tuesday

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    "I, I, I..." it's all about you! :oy2:
     
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  8. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    Right now? That's different than other times?
     
  9. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    Well duh.
     
  10. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    Joke. I love skp like Kool Ade loves sugar. :wub:
     
  11. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    What's your grooming situation.... down there ?
     
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  12. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    What's the line on duration of SKP's first marriage? 2.5 years? I'll take the under. :hhh:
     
  13. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    usually im really really horny, im just kinda now
     
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  14. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Nag away slut. Just get on your knees. That's my philosophy.
     
  15. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    :hat:

    now we need to work on Cheri.
     
  16. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    :vag:
     
  17. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Nag away? More like GAG away! Ohhhhhhhh!
     
  18. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    If your husband told you to drink water out of a dog bowl, would you do it?
     
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  19. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    Same as it's always been. Ask everyone else.
     
  20. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    she is busy at the go back to africa rally in Salt Lake City, she will be back soon tho