I lied. Sorry 'bout that.

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I said it was my last story.........but life keeps moving! And I'm bored, and you guys are still here.....yay......

    I'd like to start by saying: I paid for (in cash, Schmoopy - leases bother me) a new vehicle today, got the ownership and temporary plates to get the safety...........pulled it into the driveway. And set the key down. Somewhere REALLY fucking smart.

    Fuck me. S'ok though, the guy I bought it from is bringing me the spare set tomorrow. :facepalm:

    My new house: fuck me again. I'm paying $500 more a month for RENT, than I was for my own motherfucking mortgage.

    That stings, it stings a lot.

    AND.............it's a 3 story, 5 bedroom, 4 bathroom, poorly insulated with shitty windows old farmhouse, (completely renovated on the inside and updated to natural gas - so don't take my bitching too seriously) , on 100 acres.

    That's all I got for now.

    Unless I decide to bitch about Bell.................ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh those fuckers piss me off.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    whoa!!
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    100 acres? You gotta cut all that grass too Slipper?
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Don't fret Mack!!! DON'T FRET! The owner is responsible for taking care of the property, and snow removal.

    DON'T FRET! I've been trying really hard to not fret - and the whole shoveling my driveway and mowing the property thing slows down my heart rate a little..
     
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    This is gonna take a while to soak in...
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    No no no, the owner leases out a good portion of it to local farmers.

    2 other buildings on the property.


    I'll never pay for corn as long as I live here, MONK. ;)
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    It gets worse.

    I hope you're sitting down, Howie.

    Tell me when you're ready. :ucoffee:
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    fret? I ain't fretting shit, homes. :cool:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    has NOBODY teased me yet for losing the key to the fucking minivan I just bought and pulled into my driveway today?

    Kinda thought I gave you guys an easy one there. You all are slipping. :fil:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Just make sure it isn't Cattle Corn. You can't eat that shit and it will break your teef.

    My property runs up on 140 acres of corn which looks great, but it is Cattle Corn. :nocheer:
     
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    100 acres is like 3 cities here...wow
     
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    and GFYS for losing the keys, what an amautaure(canadien) move
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    You bought a Minivan.

    How the fuck could we make fun of you for losing the key knowing this? :jj:
     
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    Dis you stop enabling your brother
     
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    OK...just poured a new drink. Lay it on me.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I met some of my neighbours already. They told me to walk about 10 rows deep to get to the good stuff. :giggle:

    hicks!
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    ok: there's no fucking internet
     
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    This is a farcical post.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    DID YOU HEAR ME HOWIE? NO FUCKING INTERNET

    We're going for wifii, which they thing maybe might work, but some shit about bouncing off of 7 towers. I don't know what the fuck they are blithering about, but bottomline is, no groundline for internet.
     
  20. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    silly Canadians.