I like chinese food, but not this much

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Chinese chef dies after severed cobra head bites him
    By Natalie O'Neill

    August 24, 2014 | 2:56am

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    A Chinese chef cooking a dish with cobra flesh was killed by the snake he had planned to eat — when the creature’s severed head chomped down on him first.

    Peng Fan set the Indochinese spitting cobra’s head aside while chopping its body for a soup, the Mirror newspaper reported.

    But when he tried to toss the reptile’s head in the trash 20 minutes later, it bit him, injecting him with its fast-acting venom.

    Diners in his restaurant recalled hearing screams coming from the kitchen.

    “Suddenly there was a lot of commotion,” one woman said. “We did not know what was happening . . . After we heard that, we did not continue with our meal.”

    All reptiles can function for up to an hour without the rest of their bodies, an expert said.
     
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    The Snork Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I can eat Chinese Alllll night looong!
     
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    Too bad, always get venom on side, it would have made a beautiful soup.
     
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    "I'll have the necrotizing flesh with black bean sauce, please."






    "Sauce on side." :gayhand:
     
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    I couldn't help hearing Jackie laughing and making racial jokes while reading that article. :hilarious:
     
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    there's a "hungry again after 40 minutes" joke here...
     
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    Honestly...
    What.
    The.
    Fuck???
    There is no reason to eat COBRAS!
    Just beyond ponderous. :facepalm:
     
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    stick with frying cats, ching chong charlie.
     
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    :eek:
     
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    Howard related: venom on side so bland so bland.

    and he likes to watch big black cobra dick in cuckold porn.
     
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    Karma wins again!!!
     
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    She bite you long time!
     
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    :jj: :lol: A fuckin homerun right there!
     
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    Life for a life. Seems fair, no? :c
     
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    I wish they would. :fil:

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    "No soup for them!!"

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    just drink them

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    I aint no stranger to the King Cobra. BAck when i was a youth....

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    sause on side always wins
     
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    Oh sauce on side :grad: