I like chinese food, but not this much

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shithead, Aug 24, 2014.

  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    11,173
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    14,954
    Likes Received:
    25,947
    Chinese chef dies after severed cobra head bites him
    By Natalie O'Neill

    August 24, 2014 | 2:56am

    Modal Trigger
    [​IMG]
    Photo: Shutterstock
    A Chinese chef cooking a dish with cobra flesh was killed by the snake he had planned to eat — when the creature’s severed head chomped down on him first.

    Peng Fan set the Indochinese spitting cobra’s head aside while chopping its body for a soup, the Mirror newspaper reported.

    But when he tried to toss the reptile’s head in the trash 20 minutes later, it bit him, injecting him with its fast-acting venom.

    Diners in his restaurant recalled hearing screams coming from the kitchen.

    “Suddenly there was a lot of commotion,” one woman said. “We did not know what was happening . . . After we heard that, we did not continue with our meal.”

    All reptiles can function for up to an hour without the rest of their bodies, an expert said.
     
    RenchFries, LaserT and smichal like this.
  2. The Snork

    The Snork VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    36,098
    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2012
    Messages:
    9,605
    Likes Received:
    15,589
    I can eat Chinese Alllll night looong!
     
    smichal likes this.
  3. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Reputations:
    177,530
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    37,545
    Likes Received:
    74,654
    Too bad, always get venom on side, it would have made a beautiful soup.
     
  4. Head Censor

    Head Censor Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    12,994
    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2010
    Messages:
    17,908
    Likes Received:
    43,666
    "I'll have the necrotizing flesh with black bean sauce, please."






    "Sauce on side." :gayhand:
     
    Beths Arab and smichal like this.
  5. Ta Ta Toothy

    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    16,873
    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2014
    Messages:
    4,529
    Likes Received:
    15,178
    I couldn't help hearing Jackie laughing and making racial jokes while reading that article. :hilarious:
     
  6. Dominic GPS

    Dominic GPS TIT: Texan In Training VIP

    Reputations:
    9,774
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    32,049
    Likes Received:
    7,831
    there's a "hungry again after 40 minutes" joke here...
     
    Head Censor and smichal like this.
  7. FishySausage

    FishySausage In Robin’s fridge VIP

    Reputations:
    108,406
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    20,217
    Likes Received:
    36,231
    Honestly...
    What.
    The.
    Fuck???
    There is no reason to eat COBRAS!
    Just beyond ponderous. :facepalm:
     
    AmericasJudge and smichal like this.
  8. Sickboy

    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    4,194
    Likes Received:
    6,463
    stick with frying cats, ching chong charlie.
     
  9. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Dawg Shed Artist 2010 OG VIP

    Reputations:
    56,055
    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2010
    Messages:
    35,400
    Likes Received:
    27,584
    :eek:
     
    smichal likes this.
  10. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Dawg Shed Artist 2010 OG VIP

    Reputations:
    56,055
    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2010
    Messages:
    35,400
    Likes Received:
    27,584
    Howard related: venom on side so bland so bland.

    and he likes to watch big black cobra dick in cuckold porn.
     
    smichal likes this.
  11. Pickle Jar

    Pickle Jar Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    435
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    3,772
    Likes Received:
    5,696
    Karma wins again!!!
     
    Beths Arab and smichal like this.
  12. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    8
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    11,708
    Likes Received:
    3,995
    She bite you long time!
     
  13. Roland Schwinn

    Roland Schwinn *Likes reported as of October 14, 2016

    Reputations:
    2,168
    Joined:
    Feb 29, 2012
    Messages:
    16,408
    Likes Received:
    3,855

    :jj: :lol: A fuckin homerun right there!
     
  14. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    12
    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2012
    Messages:
    6,790
    Likes Received:
    4,980
    Life for a life. Seems fair, no? :c
     
    BethsZygote and smichal like this.
  15. todd packer

    todd packer Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -318
    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2013
    Messages:
    3,527
    Likes Received:
    6,130
    I wish they would. :fil:

    [​IMG]
     
  16. Weed

    Weed Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    13,856
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    2,623
    Likes Received:
    5,869
    "No soup for them!!"

    [​IMG]
     
    smichal likes this.
  17. Dominic GPS

    Dominic GPS TIT: Texan In Training VIP

    Reputations:
    9,774
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    32,049
    Likes Received:
    7,831
    just drink them

    [​IMG]
     
    BethsZygote likes this.
  18. Roland Schwinn

    Roland Schwinn *Likes reported as of October 14, 2016

    Reputations:
    2,168
    Joined:
    Feb 29, 2012
    Messages:
    16,408
    Likes Received:
    3,855

    I aint no stranger to the King Cobra. BAck when i was a youth....

    [​IMG]
     
    beetlejosh likes this.
  19. Cybervision

    Cybervision Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    644
    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2012
    Messages:
    254
    Likes Received:
    374
    sause on side always wins
     
    Tinman likes this.
  20. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    22,800
    Likes Received:
    5,996
    Oh sauce on side :grad: