I like her moxie..

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    If she's telling the truth, good for her

    Florence Henderson, 80, has a ‘friend with benefits’
    By Lindsey Kupfer

    January 28, 2015 | 4:59pm


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    Florence Henderson Photo: AP Photo

    Here’s the story of a lovely lady who was bringing up … her sex life.

    “I like to date, but not every date needs to lead to marriage. I actually have a friend with benefits,” 80-year-old Florence Henderson revealed to Closer Weekly.

    The “Brady Bunch” matriarch added, “It’s foolish to think that older people don’t enjoy sex. It’s a big myth. There is no age limit on the enjoyment of sex. It keeps getting better. You learn to do things with more experience, intelligence and the ability to choose more wisely.”

    So who is Carol Brady’s main pal and hookup buddy?

    “He lives in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., and is a chiropractor. I really enjoy his company, but I am sure he sees other people, as I do.”

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    Florence Henderson on this week’s cover of Closer Weekly.Photo: Closer Weekly

    Her type of man is one that she can talk and laugh with. She said that if there’s no sense of humor, she’s “going home very early.”

    “I like to date younger men because they need to keep up with me,” she explained.

    The actress, known for her prim and proper mother role, is celebrating her 81st birthday on Valentine’s Day, but told the mag that she feels like she’s 28. “I do anything and everything to stay active because, let’s face it, I am not slowing down anytime soon!”

    Henderson has four children with her first husband Ira Bernstein who split up in 1985 after 29 years of marriage. Her second husband, John Kappas, passed away in 2002.
     
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    She was always a little piece of ass back in the day, but her teeth are too yellow.
     
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    Still one of my favorites. Classy broad :wub:
     
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    I'd trow her one
     
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    I bet it's some big black guy with a cock like a giant bruised banana, Robin
     
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    This aint Hot Rod magazine, pal :fil:
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    Good for Mrs Brady..She seems very cool and she looks wonderful..
     
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    Word on the street is she's got a pair of meat curtains as big & meaty as Sam The Butchers Pork Chops .....:lunch:
     
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    Yell like pee?
     
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    I'd of hit that in her prime......now; not so much.

    I wonder how her fuck buddy gets her 'gina to pucker up.....
     
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    That's why nature put a second hole in that area
     
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    The last thing in my mind would be plowing an 80 year old in the ass.....that's why there's whores.
     
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    You haven't lived....:cheer2:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    so she found a guy with a 70's TV mom fetish? good for her.
     
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    She loves Anal
     
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    We have this little joke in bed.
    I say "was I a little rough on the beaver?"
    And she says, "wrong show!"
    It's cute
     
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    "I knew that wasn't Kathie Lee."