I like her moxie...

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    'Merry Christmas from me and this chicken!' Single woman wins the hearts of thousands with her self-deprecating holiday cards that spoof couples' more traditional efforts




    Usually families are always keen for their unmarried children, sisters or brothers to find that special someone and settle down - but this young lady's family may not feel the same.
    A woman named Bridget has become an internet sensation after someone claiming to be her brother-in-law started sharing the series of hilarious Christmas cards that the 'very single' young woman has been sending out to her family every year - including ones featuring her posing as a passed-out drunk, snuggling up with a mannequin and even posing alongside a chicken in a tiny Santa hat.
    The brother-in-law, who shared the images via a community post on Buzzfeed as wx.campbell, claimed that the cards started after Bridget, the last unmarried of five children, featured in a final Christmas card with her parents.
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    Birds of a feather: A young woman named Bridget (pictured) has gained thousands of online fans after someone claiming to be her brother-in-law began posting her 'very single' Christmas cards online
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    All by herself: As the last unmarried of five siblings, Bridget began sharing Christmas cards making light of her single status, with the first appearing in her loved ones' mailboxes in 2010
    The card showed the three members of the family showcasing their hobbies, with her mother toting a violin and her father wearing a hat fashioned from balloons. However, Bridget's only hobby appeared to be drinking.
    From there, a joke was born. Then, the first of the solo Christmas cards arrived in 2010.
    'Happy holidays!' it read, above a photo of the young woman sitting by a fire, a martini in one hand and a bottle of wine - from which she is taking a swig - in the other, and the words 'Love Bridget. Just Bridget' across the bottom.
    'We all thought we’d never hear from Bridget at Christmas again,' wrote Bridget's brother-in-law along with the first card. 'Then we got this.'
    There would be even more booze worked into Bridget's 2011 effort, where her mundane holiday greetings were accompanied by six photos of her sitting at a table surrounded with stuffed animals for an alcohol-laced tea party.

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    Enjoying company: 2011 saw Bridget enjoying a alcohol-fueled tea party along with a table full of stuffed animals and bottles of liquor
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    Amusing herself: The 2012 card saw Bridget get creative with a table full of herself, and a message signed by 'Bridget, Bridget, Bridget, Bridget and Bridget'
    Bridget also had company at the following year's Christmas card gathering - although they all happened to just be herself wearing different outfits and hats sitting at a long red table - with one of the Bridgets laying face down on her plate among a dozen bottles of alcohol.
    'May 2013 bring you more of me!' the greeting declared before being signed by 'Bridget, Bridget, Bridget, Bridget and Bridget'.
    But then, things took a tongue-in-cheek turn for the worst in 2013, as Bridget took to the woods in her pajamas with hard liquor for a series of photos wallowing in loneliness and wishing her loved ones a 'Merry F***ing Christmas. From me to your f***ing perfect family'.
    Things got even stranger the following year as Bridget includes 'her new man' - a mannequin - in the photo, showing them cuddling up in a kayak floating in an outdoor pool strewn with beer cans.
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    Descent into despair: Things became dire for young Bridget in 2013, as she took to the woods in pajamas and drank away her loneliness, wishing others a 'Merry F***ing Christmas. From me to your f***ing perfect family'
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    A tad concerning: In 2014, Bridget introduced loved ones to 'her new man'
    'Sailing into 2015 with love and loneliness,' read the greeting on the card.
    Now, the latest of featuring her posed with a live chicken in a festive hat, again, among empty wine bottles, with the inscription: 'Merry Christmas... from me and this chicken'.
    Bridget's brother-in-law considered the company to be a step up. 'Turned out the mannequin was an a**hole,' he said. 'The chicken, on the other hand, is cordial and quite festive.'
    The Buzzfeed community member first shared some of Bridget's rib-tickling cards online last year on the site, and said: 'Our only hope is that she never gets married so this can continue forever'.
    The cards were also posted on Imgur by a user called macbubs, where they were each viewed over two million times.
     
  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo Gold

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    Bitter young hag.
     
  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Cute.......the first year.
     
  4. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    If she wants to say "Look at me!" so badly maybe she should have used kittens instead of a chicken.

    Kittens seem to be the animal of choice for the self absorbed.
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    She isn't that bad looking. I bet her personality needs work to get a man though.
     
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  6. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    Beth already trademarked: "Lonely But I'm Better Than ALL Of You" . Sorry, bitch.
     
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  7. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    You area bitter old corny photo card sender.
     
  8. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What she needs is 20 or 30 cats in her life. Then she will be fulfilled.
     
  9. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    There's a reason she's single.
     
  10. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    Lumbergh fucked her.
     
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    DDragon VIP Extreme Gold

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    Is that Zombiebutt ?
     
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    aquadog Well-Known Member

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    I was thinking BenBas
     
  13. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Way too young.