I like Shrimp Tempura. Do you like Shrimp Tempura. Would it be weird if I....

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  1. Daveindiego

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    were to call the Japanese restaurant down the street and ordered EIGHT (8) Shrimp Tempura and an order of rice?


    I do NOT think that this would be weird or strange, but I don't want to walk into the place and they announce on the intercom 'the weirdo is here for the EIGHT Shrimp Tempura'.



    I DO care what people think.
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    It's gonna be ok dave.
     
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    Baby steps dave.
     
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    Seems to me that they'd want you in the restaurant for as short a time possible so I'd wager they just comply, give you the shrimps, and then lock the door behind you as you left.
     
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    This is an awful thread. This is why Dawg went private because Dave is an embarrassment.
     
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    8 orders or just 8 shrimp?
     
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    Eat more cock, David.
     
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    White rice or brown rice? This will impact my vote.
     
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    Dave is a xxxxxx.
     
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    Shrimp, not orders.

    White. I already told you it's a Japanese place, what do they know about brown rice? :fil:
     
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    Yes. A xxxxxx.
     
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    [video=youtube;KNQRqAoT-2c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNQRqAoT-2c&feature=kp[/video]
     
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    Don't worry Japs are polite when they see a crazy old lady like you.
     
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    I love anything tempura... shrimp, fish, veggies...

    I love fish tempura in fish tacos.
     
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    those of you using old, tired "Dave humor" have been thumbed.


    be creative, or get Siskeled.
     
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    Look, I agree it's not a very good concept for a thread but I hardly think he deserves ass cancer for it.
     
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    a lot of the hate is because he trolls for it. the "Dave is an old lady" is tired beyond belief.


    the posters that use it should learn from you. think outside the box.