Discussion in 'The Bar' started by 2Manboobs, Jan 20, 2013.
..... So when people start honking and waving I can wave back like I'm famous
I like this dating talk from you, I didn't think you ever did.
That's funny I just saw a car like that yesterday night. They had the cap on a plastic tab hanging out the gas cap door, I was gonna honk and point, but decided not to.
by "date" he means rubbing up next to an old lady at the Costco sampling kiosks.
"can i rub this cheesy bread on you... honey?"
Kirkland for the sexy win.
Of course I do... I just find it a bit douchey to talk about.
I may even get re-married someday
Geriatric women are not my thing, just yet.... I've got no worries in the female department. I get what I need, when I desire it
As I read these I actually pictured you them saying them outloud to your monitor
and i have to go to costco tmw. please don't let there be cheese bread
Okay that I honestly never thought I would hear from you. I'm overly excited to be wrong, good for you
Food fetishes do nothing for me.
You missed an opportunity to help a brother impress his old lady...
'night, Sunshine ...
I find that if you attach a dead baby to your bumper people really freak out at you. She'll think you're the second coming of Elvis.
Dead babies just aren't as easy to come by as they used to be....
How bad do you want it?
I'm gonna try the severed Kangaroo head first... If that doesn't work, I may hit you up.
Sipowitz used this very line a couple of years ago. I thought he made it up so I made one up and used it on him. He thought I was mocking him and got all pissed off