I like to leave my gas cap hanging off when I'm on a date

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  1. 2Manboobs

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    ..... So when people start honking and waving I can wave back like I'm famous



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    I like this dating talk from you, I didn't think you ever did.
     
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    That's funny I just saw a car like that yesterday night. They had the cap on a plastic tab hanging out the gas cap door, I was gonna honk and point, but decided not to. :c
     
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    by "date" he means rubbing up next to an old lady at the Costco sampling kiosks.




    Mmmmmmm.
     
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    "can i rub this cheesy bread on you... honey?"
     
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    Kirkland for the sexy win.
     
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    Of course I do... I just find it a bit douchey to talk about.

    I may even get re-married someday
     
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    Geriatric women are not my thing, just yet.... I've got no worries in the female department. I get what I need, when I desire it
     
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    As I read these I actually pictured you them saying them outloud to your monitor :jj:

    and i have to go to costco tmw. please don't let there be cheese bread :facepalm:


    Okay that I honestly never thought I would hear from you. I'm overly excited to be wrong, good for you :cheer:
     
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    Food fetishes do nothing for me.
     
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    night fellas :hat:
     
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    You missed an opportunity to help a brother impress his old lady...
     
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    'night, Sunshine ...[​IMG]
     
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    I find that if you attach a dead baby to your bumper people really freak out at you. She'll think you're the second coming of Elvis.
     
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    Dead babies just aren't as easy to come by as they used to be....
     
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    How bad do you want it?
     
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    I'm gonna try the severed Kangaroo head first... If that doesn't work, I may hit you up.
     
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    Sipowitz used this very line a couple of years ago. I thought he made it up so I made one up and used it on him. He thought I was mocking him and got all pissed off

    Good times :beer: