I like to show off my small cock

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Jan 2, 2014.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    I dont give a fuck
     
  2. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    NSFW forum?
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Neither do we

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  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Hyundai "needle dick" Mike.
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    gay love
     
  6. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Mushroom Cap Mike
     
  7. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    What posseses you to make these stupid threads?
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    "Insulin Needle Dick" would've been funnier IMO. :ucoffee:
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Im rock hard right now
     
  10. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This
     
  11. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Maybe if you gave your wife a fuck she could quit banging all those black guys.
     
  12. banksy

    banksy FAT FADED FUCK FACE VIP

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    "rock" hard?

    I doubt that Mike.

    maybe a little stiff. Like string cheese.
     
  13. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Enjoy it while you can, Mike. Soon the diabetes will leave you impotent.
     
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    The only thing rock hard on you are your kidney stones.
     
  16. Xhorder

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    Show off to whom?
    :)
     
  17. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Gonzo Weatherman™ VIP

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    Pebble hard.
     
  18. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    How's the diabetes Mike? :ucoffee'