I like to watch porn (with the volume off) when I'm on conference calls

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  1. Vyb

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    That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy. Simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth.

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    do you work at home?
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Ok thanks for sharing
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Nah.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Dying your hair with multiple colors is desperate.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    you have to ask permission to use that GIF
     
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    Why thank you, Eddie.
     
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    Yeah, not just anybody can use that.
     
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    Chriza admitted that he came on his own face once. :coffee:
     
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    I question the veracity of that story.
     
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    I watch it when I talk to my mother on the phone.
     
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    I haven't been on a conference call in just about a year :yes:
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Another good one is when you have meetings with women, even if they are old or gross, just imagine them sucking a cock. No matter how they annoy you, just picture her gobblin' a knob and your stress level will go waaay down.
     
  17. Vyb

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    You're gross, man.
     
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    Which part? The butter?
     
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    They're terrible. I find that the accomplishments of meetings are inversely related to the number of attendees.

    Maybe everyone is watching porn. :bigthink