I like when stores or restaurants have signs that...

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    tell what they are and not have some fancy name.

    This is how I would do it:

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    all of these other "creative" annoy me :what: fuck everyone
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Dead Reggie Storage
     
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    [video][​IMG][/video]

    asian signs are the best
     
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    I've only beer to a generic store once, down in Austin, but it really tripped me out. A huge supermarket with nothing but aisle after aisle of white labels with black text labels. I bought a six pack of "BEER", and it was the most awful swill I ever tried to drink...

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    that's it? it's called beer? :jj: makes me cringe thinking of what that tasted like.
     
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    I find it funny that the big beer companies make special neons for the gay bars

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    My all time favorite.

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    Member in Repo Man how all that stuff was plain label and he was eating out of a can that said "food"?
     
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    I saw this sign, once, for a Bail Bondsman and it said "Ill get you out if it takes me 20 years" cracked me the fuck up
     
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    Plate of shrimp ..... :coffee:
     
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    :wtf:
    Anyway there was also a scene where this violent punker says " lets go do some crimes" and another punker says " yeah lets go eat sushi and not pay"
     
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    It had tiny print saying it was from the Pearl Brewing Company. I don't know if it was their regular beer or like the "reject" beer, but it was the worst I've ever had, and I've had a lotta beers...

    Absolutely, and I thought it was all BS for the movie until I went in this store with a buddy. This was late 80's, I don't know if those places are around anymore....

    No explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
     
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    I bought the recent Critereon Label BluRay of Repo Man, still in the wrapper.....I need to watch it soon. If you're a real freak (like me), find a copy of "Kiss Me Deadly", an old B-Grade noir film, that was the A#1 source Repo Man was derived from, as well as being kinda freaky in it's own right, especially for it's time. :hat:
     
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    You drank it all. Didn't you.
     
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    I bought a sixer, drank part of one, saved one for kitsch, gave the others away...

    During my down and out periods of life, I've swilled Schlitz, PBR, Old Mil', even Steele Reserve....nothing comes close in terms of shittiness to the generic label.....
     
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  20. boxers

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    Wait was the "plate of shrimp" line that mormongirl wrote, from Repo Man? Guess I gotta see it again, too