I literally fried cat pee by accident this mornng...

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  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    And nearly passed out from the noxious fumes.

    I was making eggs and didn't realize my stupid cat peed in the butter tray overnight... I, groggily, thought it was just melted butter and poured it into the frying pan before realizing the color was off.

    Too late. The fumes were overwhelming.

    Don't try it at home.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Did ur cat also eat a whole wheel of cheese?
     
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    I just threw up in my mouth!
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I don't know where to start with the questions.

    #1 Why don't you use margarine?
     
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    Did it taste like cat piss?
     
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    I used to have a book of revenge that recommended collecting cat whizz and putting it in a mailbox or vehicle on a hot day. Shark meat too.
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    You allow your cats on the goddamn counter where you fix your food? "My cat peed in the butter dish?"
    Seriously?

    Idiot.
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    What is your cat doing in the butter tray in the middle of the night.

    You are NOT ready to own a mogwai.
     
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Did I tell you about the time my dog had a tick on him? Funny story.
     
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    Stop it, HAL. :mad:
     
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    Wait till you grill cat shit
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Reminds me of the time Anya whined because Xander's cats peed on their basement apartment's hotplate.
     
  13. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    Idiot? Do you need some Mydol today, Spazz?

    LOL.

    I have four rescues at home; two dogs and two cats.

    We recently rescued "pee boy" from the street -- some fucker tried to cut his leg off. SO he is adjusting to life inside.

    They aren't normally allowed on counters but I guess he was on an adventure last night.
     
  14. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    Ahhhhh, memories.
     
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    slit the cats like cheese
    then eat the sweet sticky things
     
  16. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    "Mmmm. Fried cat piss is my faaaavorite."

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    Where have u been Thomas doyers the third?
     
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    That should happen to Howard when he makes his egg whites.
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    Omfg....that is it