I love gluten!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, Apr 13, 2014.

  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Any food that normally is chocked full of gluten deliciousness is ALWAYS vastly superior to it's limp wristed "gluten free" counterpart. Fact. :toptip:
     
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    I see gluton free all over the place and have no idea wtf they are talking about and why I should care :wtf:
     
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    examples, please
     
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    gluten is good. have my family is allergic to it so family dinners are a bummer.
     
  6. geo

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    our ancestors ate gluten and they had no problems. :dontknow:
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Nothing but dry, crumbly, bland yuck.
     
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    my mother claims her doctor told her it's an "Irish" thing.
     
  9. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    I like gluten
     
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    I usually ask for extra gluten.
     
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    My culinary training is steeped heavily in vegetarian and other restrictive diets. I didn't start hearing about gluten free this and gluten free that until about eight years ago. In fact, seiten which is actually wheat gluten was one of the most popular meat substitues in vegetarian and vegan cooking. :grad:

    I can understand people having allergies to certain foods, but I'm tired of people nowadays saying their "allegic" to something when in fact its just a self-imposed dietary restiction. It sort of downplays the people who have real food allegies that are sometimes even life-threatening. I have to deal with people like the former all the time. I really just want to tell them to their face that they should go fuck themselves.
     
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    I'm certain that if I went to Somalia and offered a starving family loaves of bread, I doubt they'd say "We can't eat this, mother and brother are gluten-free and highly allergic."
     
  13. Capn Crud

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    I add gluten when I make bread
     
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    Alert!!!!
     
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    anything good is a gluten. you eat a candy bar, that's a gluten. cheese burger? that's a gluten.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    amen.
     
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    Hail Seiten! :evilgrin4:
     
  19. hockeygrl

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    FUCK gluten. Gluten free is the way to be!


    Srs. Now that I've been gluten free for over a month, the rashes on my arms have disappeared, my stomach pain is GONE, my joints don't ache anymore and my doctors have taken me off some meds I was on.
     
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    Maybe that was the "natural causes" they died from.