I love how my wife...

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  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Starts a diet a wopping week ago and then procedes to eat a full plate of pulled pork and other fixens, plus cake, a half a brownie mind you and a choco chip cookie. Then on the drive home she say she thinks she is still hungry, What the fuck......:facepalm:

    She goes what did you have to eat today. I told her since I am trying to get down to 170lbs from a wopping 188lbs. I said I have half a burger patty/no bread from last night and what I had at the picnic. ABout 4 beers of Labatts, some pork, fruit, vegies with dip, 2 bites if my kids chicken and 2 bites of my kids browie that she didn't eat. Oh and I had a slice of ham just now.

    She goes how are you not hungry and I told her I don't know I guess I am trying to lose weight and this is what you do.

    I wonder when she will get the hint that.....oh fuck why am I telling you

    Here comes @Sea Slob SOn of a bitch

    Plus her idea of working out is plodding on the treadmill, when I am doing plyometrics and other painful workouts 2 times a day....well on most days....

    TL:DR

    fucking women...I need @Tuesday pert hole
     
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    Is she attractive? :evil:
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I still get a bone so I guess yes....took the chance of having sex with her 2 times this past weekend and I am staying up late and drinking so I don't have to again.
     
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    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    settle down bro, just get a girlfriend
     
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    :bigcry:
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Maybe I should move near ASU instead of ...oh god dammit there are no colleges near me
     
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    Maybe she is on her cycle..ladies crave during that time.
     
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  8. DrSublux

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    is your chink wife available?
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Watch out Sublux.. The Goat feeds his women...
     
  10. DrSublux

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    That happened on our honeymoon....came out with red dick
     
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  11. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Sublux, Doctor of Crotch.
     
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    looked like a popcicle with a bit of semen
     
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    A sublux midnight posting frenzy :cheer2: gotta love meth
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    She hides nutty bars in the bathroom :facepalm:
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    at least she has good taste, Nutty Bars are delicious.
     
  17. DrSublux

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    he better have Breyers Coupons
     
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    Gin you heathen
     
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    Does she destroy the toilet in the morning?
     
  20. Brian

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    How much bitch weigh?