I love it when I get free Pistachios at work

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  1. Tranquil

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    My turkey butt (in HD no less) says :belch:


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    Those are ok, but real natural reds are the best
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    Never had those, are they spicy?
     
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    Thanksgiving was last month.
     
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    I'd eat the fuck out of it though.
     
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    Turkey butt ignores holidays o_O
     
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    Superman vs Turkey Butt.
    The graphic novel is better than the Japanese anime.
     
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    Uhhh... o_O
     
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    These are the worst fucking kind though.

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    take a half shell of one and use it to pry this one open
     
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    they didn't used to look like that. red dye #3 tasted much better. so what if some people go cancer from it. most didn't
     
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    Pistachios are green, homes.
     
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    :c
     
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    besides, those are calif pistachios. they have no flavor. turkish or iranian are best.
     
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    The godless muslims that grow them in the middle east had to dye them red because they had so many imperfections from bugs. Good old usa pistachios are much better so they don't need dyed.
     
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    It's the bugs you're tasting.
     
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    I want to fight you.
     
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    americans that only have calif pistachios do not know what they are supposed to taste like.