Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Jul 4, 2015.
esp the cherry ones
This guy agrees.
Haven't had those since I was a kid. Loved Big League Chew and Tangy Taffy grape.
The apple ones literally give me wood. They need to start making the sticks again.
This is prolly the best place on the planet to get candy you haven't seen in decades. I got my professor a 60's basket when I graduated.
Cracker Barrel restaurants carry a lot of old time candy.
I bought a box of strawberry jolly rancher jello. Tastes the same as strawberry jello.
There are jolly rancher Jelly Beans. They are really good.
Never been to one.
Green Apple FTW
Does anybody even eat the purple ones?
I throw the purple ones away or give them away. Harrible
They just opened (or are about to open) an old fashioned candy store in Deep Ellum.
Deep Ellum kinda sounds like a technical term for part of your colon.
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
Purple ones do that to me minus the mouth gonorrhea
jolly rancher vodka is pretty solid.
God dammit, I'm eating.