I love the smell of garlic.

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  1. Bro

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    Fresh chopped garlic.

    I constantly smell my fingers after I chop it. It's better than ass on my fingers.
     
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    I am tired as dicks
     
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    Nutrition Facts
    Garlic
    Amount Per 1 tsp (3 g)
    Calories 4
    % Daily Value*
    Total Fat 0 g 0%
    Saturated fat 0 g 0%
    Polyunsaturated fat 0 g
    Monounsaturated fat 0 g
    Cholesterol 0 mg 0%
    Sodium 0 mg 0%
    Potassium 11 mg 0%
    Total Carbohydrate 0.9 g 0%
    Dietary fiber 0.1 g 0%
    Sugar 0 g
    Protein 0.2 g
     
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    My hair reeks of garlic right now. :shithead:
     
  6. Bro

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    Nutrition Facts

    Garlic is also good for the body in terms of what it doesn’t include. Unlike some other tastier foods on the American plate, there’s very little saturated fat, cholesterol or sodium. What garlic does have is an impressive variety of vitamins, including a lot of vitamin C, which does everything from warding off scurvy to helping to fight the common cold. Garlic also has a good amount of calcium, which is absolutely necessary for the body, especially for helping to support the bone structure as the body gets older. Brittleness of the bone and osteoporosis are becoming huge issues for aging men and women. Getting enough calcium is key, and that’s just another area where garlic contains some of the best nutritional elements for a long quality of life.
     
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    OMG lets fuck
     
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    When I was pregnant my sister in law made every dish with tons of garlic and butter. I was so sick of it. Glad I could share my story with you bro.
     
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    I hate that garlic smell on my fingers.
     
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    I could watch Jacques Pepin chop garlic all day. It's mesmerizing.
     
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    You're welcome.
     
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    Don't be ridiculous.
     
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    Garlic keeps me up a night.
     
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    watch this from about 3:20 until the 5:00 mark

    [video=youtube;ogwXvV_LcJE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogwXvV_LcJE[/video]
     
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    Rub your fingers on a spoon, or on the faucet, anything stainless steel. Instead of one of these stupid garlic odor removing bars. :rolleye:

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    You're welcome.
     
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    At certain times of the year Gilroy (Garlic Capitol) will be processing I am 60 miles away & the smell of garlic will be in the air.
     
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    Was Bro running his fingers through it?
     
  19. Bro

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    He hardly got any garlic on his fingers.
     
  20. Oderus

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    mesmerizing though, right? That chicken recipe is really good too.