Discussion in 'The Bar' started by low selfestitle, Jun 15, 2011.
The new world's shortest man...
That rooster looks like it is going to peck his eyes out
He sure does. Good thing he's tethered.
Where is he from?
I'd like to throw that little shit like a hammer toss.
I had him pegged as an instrument of rape.
His little shoesies have happy faces.
Junrey Balawing, from a remote town in the southern Philippines, stands just under two feet tall and has been officially declared the World's Shortest Man by Guinness World Records. Balawing, who has just turned 18, is 23.5 inches tall (59.93cm), making him more than 7cm shorter than previous title holder Khagendra Thapa Magar from Nepal, who is 26 inches tall.
So now there's some 26-incher in Nepal going "motherFUCK!"
what a cute little freak. i would name him George, and i would hug him, and cuddle him, and hug him, and...
These tiny fuckers die young, so it's still anyone's ball game.
My wife's dubbed him "Pop Bottle Pete"
That's what they're telling the dwarf in Nepal, "Don't worry kid ya still got a chance!"
I hope he gets laid before he dies tragically....
I hope he goes to heaven when he dies.