Discussion in 'The Bar' started by WillyBest, May 15, 2015.
In a brotherly way, not a sexy way. It makes me feel special.
Always followed by a request for currency. "Hey, brah, can I get a dollar real quick?"
I like the mail box
I cant remember the last time I saw one of those :
I bet there is a pay phone near.
That's how I know I'm cool with the brothers, why else would they ask me for money if we're not friends?
I just like the smile and nod exchange
the unspoken interplay is like:
Me: (SMILE) Hey, you seem nice and I'd like you to know I'm not racist or fearful you'll do something criminal. Hope you have a great day and have a mutual appreciation for this respectful (albeit brief) moment we're having.
Black gentleman: (SMILE) Jesus Christ, look at this racist fuck.
Me: (NOD) We should get high and listen to some Otis Redding some time...
Black gentleman: (NOD) Have a nice day, fucking racist
It's funny 'cuz it's true...
You just can't win.
I love when the black womens call me sugar honey or baby
I call my kids, dawg and holmes and do a secret handshake.
Fist bump? All the white people are doing it, it's like a goddamn epidemic...
i like when i close my eyes
Fuck that. I still give everyone a normal hand. Call me old fashioned, I don't care. Stupid millennial bulllllllshitttttttt.