Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Nov 12, 2015.
I drop the Dixie cup
May archaeologists hundreds of years from now find all of your jacking cups in a landfill and deduce something totally unrelated from it.
Big load too
I had to shoot on my big belly
I bet his wife started swarming around like Hungry Hungry Hippos.
I bet you didn't even clean it up, and it hardened into a thick crust stuck in your stomach hair.
It's probably flaking off now.
I am ashamed of the fact that I automatically knew this was semen related.
Oh my God, I enjoy my own posts. They're like magnificent farts.
I got a,shower after
I had to cum
You didn't make your wife clean it off with her tongue?
I thought you were the man of the house?
Straight up cuck behavior, Mike.
She was at work
A lot of guys shoot on your big belly.
You don't make enough for the both of you?!?
I get loud when I blow when I'm jacking
Describe the sounds in detail, please.