I made a mess on myself this morning

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Nov 12, 2015.

  1. baltimore mike

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    I drop the Dixie cup :mad:
     
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  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    May archaeologists hundreds of years from now find all of your jacking cups in a landfill and deduce something totally unrelated from it.
     
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  4. baltimore mike

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    Big load too
     
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  6. baltimore mike

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    I had to shoot on my big belly
     
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    Yuck.
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I bet his wife started swarming around like Hungry Hungry Hippos.
     
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    I bet you didn't even clean it up, and it hardened into a thick crust stuck in your stomach hair.

    It's probably flaking off now.
     
  10. XuXu

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    I am ashamed of the fact that I automatically knew this was semen related.
     
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  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Oh my God, I enjoy my own posts. They're like magnificent farts.
     
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    I got a,shower after
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    I had to cum
     
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    You didn't make your wife clean it off with her tongue?

    I thought you were the man of the house?

    Straight up cuck behavior, Mike. :fil:
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    She was at work
     
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    A lot of guys shoot on your big belly.

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    You don't make enough for the both of you?!?
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    I get loud when I blow when I'm jacking :jj:
     
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    sarnie stick it in your tupperware Gold

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    Describe the sounds in detail, please.