I made a thread with a pic of Larry the Cable Guy and now Lawsy thinks I stalked her

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, May 16, 2013.

  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    She's a pro catfisher
     
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    You did what now?
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Wow I'm still recovering from last night. So me and my sister went out and were looking for some cheap happy hour places and ended up picking Friday's but fuck me I ended up spending over forty bucks. Some happy hour that was! Well three bars and many shots later I ended up at west park dancing like ahhippie to some hippy music band. That's the last thing I remember.
    I woke up still thrashed this morning in a some random driveway in Cleveland.my glasses were missing and I was in my sisters back seat and it was covered in my puke. I walked in to the house which all the furniture was from the fifties. Soccreepy. I was still so drunk and horny that my plan was to just get in to bed with any guy that was there and touch him. So If no guys were there I was going to go in the neighbors house


    Well I go in to one bedroom and accidently stumble and I tripped on the door and shut it and I got up to try to Open it and there's no door knob on it! I started panicking and I said OMG I'm in another house of horrers like those girls! That got kidnapped! So I started pounding on the door saying help but no one came so I jumped out window and fell in a bush.
    I was all Scratched up and I hurt my butt bone pretty bad I walked back in to the house and went in the house sAnd found my sister and said how did we end up in Cleveland and she said were in westlake and passed back out. I finally went in tthe basement laid down on a pile of clothes and masturbated for ten minutes. I was not able to cum and I passed out with my pants open.
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I put a picture of Larry the Cable Guy up and went, "I loved this pic best, dress like this more!" and now she's calling me a stalking bitch.
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    This reminded me of the movie Dahmer with Jeremy Renner. Mario would have been the drunken Cambodian boy dressed only in his sexy black briefs that Jeffrey keeps from being taken by the police.
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Long time no see, Swayze. I still think of our conversation about me assaulting a waiter with my gunt.
     
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    Was that flick any good?
     
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    it never ends
     
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    Larry's show where he crisscrosses the nation looking for quirky things is worth a watch. He really is the same guy onstage and off.
     
  11. RH Goatcabin

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    Robert of Trawr! :derp:
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    And don't be jealous because I listen to Les Baxter.
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Do you think he's hot?
     
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    I'm not a girl so I can't answer that.
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Actually it was. It barely concentrated on any of the cooking and eating of the bodies, though. I was expecting more heads in jars. There was only one head!
     
  16. MatthewT

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    aaaaand the thread comes to a screeching halt :facepalm:
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    [video=youtube;49MSyKez82s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49MSyKez82s[/video]
     
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    I saw the movie where he and his army squadron gets lost in Mexico and it was really funny.
     
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    How is this stalking?
     
  20. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    jesus christ, shut the fuck up