I made the best tasting steak with the cheapest cut of grocery store meat.

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  1. Bro

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    I salted the fuck out of it with kosher salt and then peppered the fuck out of it with fresh cracked pepper.

    I preheated the oven to 450.

    Then I seared it in a pan.

    Bake for 5 minutes.

    Let it sit for 5 minutes.

    Slice into thin slices.

    Salty heaven.

    No pics Fuck you.
     
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    inb4 food snobs
     
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    It was glorious.
     
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    Better than AG's boiled steak.
     
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    It sounds like you did everything right, Budski.

    Gordon Ramsay would approve.

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    Oops. Sorry. Wrong picture.
     
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    What cut was it?

    When you cut across the grain, and it sounds like you might have, it makes the steak much more tender.
     
  9. Bro

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    I went to a pizzaria/restaurant today for lunch and I wiped the top of molding above my seat with my finger.

    My kids cringed and I noticed one of the waiters see me.

    I was like let's see if Ramsey approves.

    Happily no grime stuck to my finger.

    Everyone sighed in relief.
     
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    Damn, you're gonna shit some killer turds. Pizzaria for lunch and steak for dinner.
     
  12. Bro

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    Yeah I had 2 of slices of steak. The key is portion control. :rolleye:

    I roasted red potatoes and had whole frozen string beans. The string bean juice ran down your chin.

    Salt Salt Salt.

    Lot's o salt and fresh cracked pepper.

    Trading sodium for saturated fat.

    Gay I know.
     
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    Roasted veggies for lunch. FFS.
     
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    :facepalm:


    Now make one of your equally silly pizza claims.
     
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    I don't make my own pizza. That would be pompous.
     
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    Play poker with me tom.
     
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    Faggit.
     
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    I'll play. Haven't been in for a while. I hope I remember my log in shit
     
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    Can u find me?