I made the BEST wrap ever. It blows Phil's hangover breakfast burrito out of the water.

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  1. Bro

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    It's more of a taco.

    I started out with sweet italian sausage and some corn tortillas made in Yonkers BTW.

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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    A taco with Italian sausage.

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    I cut those fuckers up with my sheers and threw them in the pan.

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    Cooked those fuckers up.
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    I cut up a spanish onion while the sausage is finishing and then I deglaze the pan with some red wine.

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    After the pan is deglazed I add the onions and cook them down till they're nice and brown.

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    What? Are you crazy?
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    Those potatoes look good.
     
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    It looks good so far. How will you bland it up?
     
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    Now I dice 2 tomatoes. Notice how I remove the core and seeds before dicing.

    Also notice my knife.

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    Look at Bro's knife, everybody!
     
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    It's so very bland. No sauces or spices or anything. The italian sausage will provide the spices and the tomato provides the juices.
     
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    It's finally time to heat up the corn tortilla made in yonkers. add a little olive oil and heat over a medium flame. I used a non stick pan for this.

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    And the finally.

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    Enjoy.
     
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    It just needs some homosexual overtones and it would be perfect.
     
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    looks like complete shit
     
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    Needs some creme fraiche.
     
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