i make this amazing bruschetta, but i want to make it for more people who don't like goat cheese

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    so i'm looking for a suitable alternative for goat cheese for the little faigs who can't handle a little non-cow's milk cheese with a bit of gamey tang. cream cheese just wouldn't work right, would it? maybe it'd be ok but i want something a little out of the ordinary (but not like jizz from any animal or feces or anything). idears?

    the bruschetta is:

    toasted baguette
    goat cheese
    marinated artichoke hearts
    kalamata olives
    shredded parmesan
    ...bake that and then when done, drizzle with balsamic glaze. it's tits. capers and roasted red peppers have also been incorporated in the past.

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    Just use fresh mozzarella.
     
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    This. If not goat cheese, that would probably be the next best option
     
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    not a bad idear. you think it might be a little bland with mozz? i would maybe have to throw those roasted red peppers back into it.
     
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    i don't know how people can't like goat cheese. that shit is bomb diggity.
     
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    right now i'm roasting some chickpeas. one batch is chinese five spice and the other is salt and vinegar. nom nom nom.
     
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    I bet it makes some smelly poop.
     
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    raw denim, slim fit. #topthatbitch
     
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    Fuck the non-goat cheese eaters. Keep a box of Ritz crackers for them.
     
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    the smellier the bettah!
     
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    right on, homefry! and a can of eazy cheese. fucking heathens.
     
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    I don't get that either - it's barely "gamey" at all.

    My first thought was feta as a substitute since it goes well with the olives, but that's from sheep/goat's milk too.

    Just give your pussy friends who don't like goat cheese a bag of chips. Fuck 'em. :pie:
     
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    this morning i woke up and realized i had a baguette and a half that were going to get stale if i didn't do something with them today. i made two batches of the bruschetta and froze it before baking. now i can just toss them in the oven some cold february or march evening after work and eat them easy peasy. then i made croutons out of the leftover baguette.

    then i portioned all of my fruit, kale, hemp and chia seeds, and protein powder into individual servings for my green smoothies. much easier to make them when i just grab a few ziplocks and throw the contents into the vitamix.

    then i made an "egg in the hole." which is another way for saying i jizzed in the 21 y.o.'s snatch cooked an over easy egg in a hole in a piece of bread in a skillet.
     
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    Try Taleggio, it's an Italian cows milk that's got great flavor.
     
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    Kraft Singles

    They melt so nicely
     
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    feta isn't a bad idea, but yeah another goat's milk cheese. doesn't melt either, but that's no biggy...would be delish in crumbles with the other mediterranean flavors on the bruschetta. i think i will just stick with goat cheese. maybe i'll try a few with fresh mozzarella just to see if they're edible.