I may finger my shit pipe tonight

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Aug 14, 2016.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Mmmmmmmm
     
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    Why not use an inanimate object? Or do you like poop in your fingernails?
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Suggestions?
     
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    A toothbrush holder maybe.
     
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    I bet Header has good suggestions. She's know a lot about this kinda stuff.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Ask her to take me off igno
     
  7. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    You still have that toy Oreck Schmoopy gave your daughter?
     
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    :jj: I barely know her. And you'll probably be mean to her.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Naw
     
  10. Summer

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    I'll try though Mike. But you better be nice if she agrees.

    @headerheader, Mike wants you to unblock him. I told him he had to be nice if you do. Just passing along the message. :)
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    hmm.

    Your daughter have any cute dolls she doesn't play with anymore?

     
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    @Cheri what do we do with him? :facepalm:
     
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    Oh boy :facepalm:
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Can you record it for us Mike? I'm having trouble envisioning this.
     
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    You're thinking outside of the box, I like it.
     
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    why stop with your finger, mike?

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  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Cam 2 cam?
     
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    :jj: God no.
     
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    Put it in NSFW. It will be a huge hit. You'll get more likes than Header gets.
     
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