I may play the lottery tonight after today's show

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  1. Phantom Lord

    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

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    Yesterday a thread was created asking if Howard would address a topic in today's show. http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/how-long-into-the-first-live-show-back.168248/

    I thought since his shows have become so predictable I should do a Marksfriggin.com type of rundown and see if I could predict the whole show. Honestly, I didn't listen to any of it today so I just checked Marksfriggin.com to see the recap and see how close I got.

    I don't listen everyday but here is what I predicted yesterday and what I got right.
    • Correct- 7:00am: Show starts. Howard talks about how tired he is and how the vacation went by too fast. He says he had tons of business meetings and not sure he wants to come back.
    • Correct- Howard talks about the Planned Parenthood shooting and how the most important thing for him in the election is electing a President who will protect abortion rights. He says this so if Beth ever gets pregnant she knows he is 100% in favor of abortion. This is a guy who won't let her go on the birth control pill because it isn't healthy.
    • Correct- Howard plays a fake phony phone call.
    • Wrong- Howard plays more clips of Robin singing.
    • Wrong- Howard talks about all the email he gets from listeners saying they love the impression he does of his parents.
    • Wrong- He then goes into an impression of his Mom talking about their Thanksgiving day.
    • Wrong Surprisingly- Bobo calls in to ask some stupid softball question. Howard says this is why the listeners hate Bobo, yet Howard will pick up on him again tomorrow.
    • Correct- JD Sheets call in begging to be burned.
    • Close, they talk about Richard's teeth- Howard talks about how much Richard drank over vacation.
    • Correct- Jeff The Drunk calls in like he is scheduled to do and talks about nothing.
    • Correct- This cues up a call from the Lump so they can milk this bit while the listeners want to pull their hair out.
    • Correct- Shuli comes in to talk about Jeff's Periscope account while cracking himself up.
    • Close, she calls in to kiss Beth's ass- Marianne from Brooklyn calls in (as scheduled) because she wants to know if Howard will stay with Sirius. This allows Howard to brag about all the offers and networks that want him.
    • Correct, even guessed right on Little Mikey- Howard plays songs from Little Mikey singing about Robin's hot ass forgetting she is now pushing 250lbs.
    • Correct- Robin's News starts where she reads off the Yahoo News site.
    • Does it matter? The Wrap Up Show begins where you get to hear Jon Hein talk about the genius of Howard and how great of an interviewer he is.
    I didn't know they would have JJ Abrams in. Let me know if I missed anything.
    Here is Mark's recap for today http://marksfriggin.com/news.htm#mon
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Do women ever fart on men's cocks
     
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    greenchiclets Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Look, listen, the show has a format..."
     
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    greenchiclets Well-Known Member VIP

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    Yes of course, I've seen videos. Always found it hot too for some reason.
     
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  5. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Normally I say that the lottery is a voluntary tax on the stupid, however, you may be onto something today.

    btw, don't you just love how Howard the doctor and scientist just comes out and says birth control pills are bad. Never sites any evidence, discounts what is now 60 years of data over probably a billion users at this point on the safety of the pill. The guy is just incredible sometimes.
     
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    I think his source is Jenny McCarthy on that one.
     
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    "This allows Howard to brag about all the offers and networks that want him."


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    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Damn...same ol sht different day.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Lishen, he knows better than those those those verkackte doctors.
     
  11. holly1975

    holly1975 Treasure Valley's Greatest Treasure

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    No offense but why would you play the lottery after this? It just means you have heard the show at one point in the the last 2 years.
     
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  12. hsdramaqueen

    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    Right. And you know he got his daughters on birth control asap. It really does contribute to the theory that he is afraid to catch something from Beth. Or doesn't trust her.
     
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    What does this have to do with the lottery?
     
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    Howard did play a clip of Robin singing... I think you get half credit for that...
     
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    HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

    Now that says a lot about the bullshit he's been calling a show.
     
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    Yeah no...can I just say something? That's just Howard being Howard.
     
  17. Tracy

    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

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    Sorry can't give you credit on the Shuli bit. You were so close though...he had High Pitch and Joey Boots over for Thanksgiving dinner. Joey took a catastrophic shit in Shulis apartment.
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Thanks for that -- I did a spit take all over my monitor.
     
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    rogmar Well-Known Member

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    Yes i believe they do.