I might be an asshole......

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  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    ......but I kinda like splitting firewood.

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  2. Lemmy

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    "......might be......" :dance:
     
  3. Gas Face

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    You should split firewood in your asshole
     
  4. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :bigthink:
     
  5. idiotbox

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    i can see where it would be somewhat cathartic.
     
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  6. DiamondGoddess

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    @Lemmy 's manly.

    I like that.
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Vely good, vas my full time yob in about '92. Flesh air, exercise, scenely..purely at night of gourse :mrdracula:
     
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  8. Mr Sinister

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    This is my new favorite thread
     
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  9. Mr Sinister

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    How heavy is your axe


    Lemme see your wedge
     
  10. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    It also has to be exercising something. :dontknow:
     
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    the yellow handle on that axe is gay as fuck.
     
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  12. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    in several ways.
     
  13. PullMyFinger

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    splitting wood causes dementia. Mr Sinister and

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    I don't think your an asshole
     
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    I love splitting wood.
     
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  17. Lemmy

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    I don't have a wedge. I use an 8 pound maul. If it gets jammed up I whack that with a 10 pound sledge. This method seems to work well for me.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Lemmy is a frontiersmen.
     
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    Daniel Boone was a man.
     
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    :golfclap:


    I use an 8 pounder 2 but I had to buy a wedge for splitting some giant elm stumps
     
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