I might have to try this

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Rod-Stroker, Jan 14, 2014.

  1. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Heli hunting down in Texas looks like a hoot $1750/hr AR-15 magazine fed shotgun with unlimited .00 shot.

    - Firearm: MKA1919 -12 w/ EOtech sighting system + additional magazines.
    - Ammunition: Rio Royal Hi-Brass
    - Fuel: 100 Octane LL
    - Helicopter: 2006 R44 Raven II
    - Lunch
    - Edited DVD Video of hunt
    - Professional Pilot

    Who wants to go?

    [video=youtube;89UliEiQQyU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89UliEiQQyU[/video]
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Hey I have a better idea

    Why don't you just fly over the area in a stealth bomber and drop a nuke?
     
  3. banksy

    banksy Hey. You ugly. You yo daddy's son. VIP

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    $1750?

    how about $5 to support the site you jew.
     
  4. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    What's the lunch?
     
  5. sstressed

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    that's the way to hunt those vermin., nice

    i worked at a national guard base with apache attack helicopters. they would go out on training runs and blow the crap out of stuff.
    lots of reports of them hunting havelina from the air.

    i don't hunt anymore but i'd hunt hogs. nasty beasts that need to die and good eating.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Given that this is marketed toward people who are so terrified of pigs they can't even be on the same elevation as them, I'm guessing it's not a bacon sandwich
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Wild pigs are a plague in parts of Texas. And a wild boar would make you cable in your pants.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So don't live in that part of Texas :dancin:

    God forbid there remains one species on Earth that has its own space :rolleyes:
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    I hope a nutrea burrows into your fartbox as you sleep.
     
  10. sstressed

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    they are vermin. they foul the land and water. they kill off local wildlife and they are dangerous to humans and our pets.

    the more of them that die, the better.

    like the old chinese saying;
    plenty more where they came from
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    We're such pussies we have to resort to FLYING OVER THEM TO SHOOT THEM LIKE LITTLE BITCHES and they're a danger to US? :jj:
     
  12. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Pretty sporting. :jj:
     
  13. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    [video=youtube;S06nIz4scvI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06nIz4scvI[/video]
     
  14. Chwizas Girl

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    I with bubble dick on this one.
     
  15. sstressed

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    you are missing the point.

    SHOOTING MOVING TARGETS FROM A HELICOPTER IS SUPER FUN SHIT!

    some people will never get it.

    fucking hippie!
     
  16. Mr. Potato Head

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    Humans are a much bigger threat to humans than these animals. Stop breeding, people!! :tantrum:
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So go shoot people. I guarantee you the human population is way more out of balance than the fucking pig one. :c
     
  18. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    He would feel a lot different if he had to deal with the feral fuckers.
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Yes well I don't live where they filmed Old Yeller

    Move to civilization and leave the wildlife alone
     
  20. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Fuck em' I run them down with dogs and shoot them.