I miss being a young teen and getting boners just from holding a girl's hand.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    Back then girls were so nice and sweet. Now they're a bunch of biaches. :fil:
     
  2. BleedingGums

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    oh

    ok
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I get a boner looking at omelettes
     
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    It's not that you aren't a teen anymore, it's that you aren't holding a teen girl's hand anymore.

    Trust me.
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's quite an assumption
     
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    a correct one.
     
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    I would fuck teenage girls if I wouldn't get thrown in jail.
     
  9. NipplesAndToes23

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    A couple of weeks ago at my niece's graduation party one of her friends came up and gave me one of those jump up and put the arms around the neck and legs around the waist hugs and I was all like whoa I feel perky little 18yo tittles on my chest and you're not a little girl anymore...


    I got wood.
     
  10. Avery

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    See?

    My local news showed the HS girls lacrosse final highlights and I had my pants around my ankles.
     
  11. wife is a whore

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    ^^^Dat nikka speak da truf.
     
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    You ever smoke a doobie and drive through developments on May Fridays, during happy hour, to see the bims in their prom dresses?
     
  13. Gomez

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    a young mayate
     
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    Developments? I don't think so. Sounds like something Brules would probably do tho.
     
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    I remember walking through the halls between periods and being happy as fuck if some chick bumped her jugs against my elbow.


    Goddamn, I was fuckin' horny back then.

    Jesus Christ.
     
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    I used to get an erection when the wind blew the right way.
     
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    HEY TEDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:hw:

    [​IMG]:lol::jj::funny::bounce:
     
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    Move to Nevada.
     
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    I went on a date with a chick tonight. We danced for a while after dinner. I had mad wood.