I missed it by this much

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  1. Lemmy

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    So on Monday with sub zero temps and a forecast for snow I drove my hillbilly 4x4 truck to work. On the way home the alternator crapped out. I nursed it home 37 miles. Minus 100'. ONE HUNDRED FEET from my driveway was where it ran outta juice. Since I sold my tractor already a neighbor towed me into my drive and due to lack of power steering AND my own stupidity I ran over my own mailbox. :facepalm: :jj:
     
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  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I wish there was video. Did it happen slowly?
     
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    Will you forgive me for loling? Softly and briefly.
     
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    I want to have gentle touches with you then penetration in the bad place...nolube
     
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    Just the first of many times you're gonna miss the tractor. :p
     
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    Could you push it? Push it real good?
     
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