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I missed my regularly scheduled dump this morning

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Nov 30, 2012.

  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Human Suffering. End the Buttpain. VIP

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    ....and the cumulative pressure buildup throughout the day resulted in me blowing my
    L 5 vertebrae out my sphincter with tremendous force, cracking the porcelain in the
    toilet bowl at work and causing untold damage to the aforementioned terlet. Don't try
    this at home.

    :grad:
     
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    bump lol jdwhatever. :jj:
     
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    lol sphincter lol buttpain lol toilet :emperor:
     
  5. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Human Suffering. End the Buttpain. VIP

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    :wub:
     
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    pics or ur full of shit
     
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  8. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Human Suffering. End the Buttpain. VIP

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    Costanzer! :up:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Human Suffering. End the Buttpain. VIP

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    I'm quite the opposite now, thanks to the volcanic horrors of this afternoon.
     
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    Your shit threads make up for you missing your morning shit.
     
  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Human Suffering. End the Buttpain. VIP

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    Excellent point. :grad:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    i took a dump so big yesterday that i'm pretty sure i shit out my soul.
     
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    omg have you read my big lots adventure? diabolical poopfesst in there. lol i said poopfest.
     
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    Poopfest. :jj:
     
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    i know right? :c
     
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    Missing a movement or having sudden stomach cramps is cause for great concern :grad:
     
  17. crazypreacher

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    So one of your vertebrae shot out yer shitpipe?