WTF I must tell you about the experience I had last night.

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  1. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    At a chinese restaurant.

    So I go to pick up our order. This dude walks in right in front of me to also pick up an order.

    So he tells the guy that. The guy asks what the phone number was that he used for the order. He didn't know. A friend called it in.

    No problem, sir. What name did he use? I don't know.

    Okay... what did you order?

    Rice.

    Okay, what kind?

    Idk.

    I can't help you if you don't know anything about your order.

    I'll call the guy.

    So he steps away and the guy takes my money.

    As I'm waiting for the food, the customer comes back.

    Okay, he said he ordered 45 minutes ago and it must be ready.

    Okay what number?

    Idk.

    What name?

    Idk.

    What was the order?

    Fried rice.

    What kind?

    Idk.

    I swear I was looking for a hidden camera on this dumbfuck.

    So I get my order start up my car and the customer walks out...holding three HUGE bags of food.

    I thought about running him down with my car, to help the planet.

    How fucking stupid can you be?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Cartwright!
     
  3. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN VIP

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    How stupid can he be?

     
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    bdbx18 Well-Known Member

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    Hey, I do that all the time. The wife calls it in and asks me to pick up on the way home. All I have is the name and I have no idea what she ordered.
     
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  5. GLguygardner

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    Probably high as fuck
     
  6. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults VIP

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    I thought you were going to say that the guy started shooting up the place after you finally left.

    Since that's not the case, my guess is he was high or just a complete dolt.
     
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  7. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    I just watched that movie again last week on cable. Other than them not showing Phoebe Cate's tits (assholes!!), it holds up pretty well.
     
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  8. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    You should have run him down and grabbed his order
     
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    Beer Can Well-Known Member

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    My local Chinese place insists on assigning a number to my order. I make a point of refusing to use that number (I don't know why; call me asshole). But I always know what I ordered. And if my wife ordered it I'll remember at least one thing that she ordered so I don't take home somebody else's shitty order.
     
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  10. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    Once I went to pick up a pizza at the place we always order, no pizza, my wife ordered it at another place and didn't tell me. And I look like the asshole.
     
  11. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    But at least you have a name!!!
     
  12. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    That happened to me last Friday night. Of course my wife blamed me.
     
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    :leaf:And that's why they call it dope.
     
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    Asshole

    You're welcome
     
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    Did he say he wanted dickey dow main?
     
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    there's an Asian bakery I go to around the corner. they make these insanely delicious chocolate butter cookies. yesterday I went there. no cookies. the asian lady behind the counter isn't exactly the friendliest person (shocker, I know) and the conversation went something like this:
    Me: No butter cookies today?
    Her: No.
    Me: Aw, bummer. my wife loves them. Do you know when you'll have them back in?
    her: no, I don't know our production schedule. (she actually used those words.)
    me: production schedule?
    her: Yes. schedule.
    Me: Oh okay, because I thought your husband told me they were baked fresh here daily.
    Her: I DONT KNOW OUR SCHEDULE!
    Me: Oh, well, uh, sorry. I mean, I was just trying to give you business.
    Her: What you want?
     
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    Tell her happy ending and see where it goes
     
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    I always have to ask for extra mustard [ HOUSE MUSTARD IS HOTTER THAN HELL ]
     
  19. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    Three weeks on the Platt Amendment?

    THREE WEEKS?!?!

    I'll bet Platt himself didn't spend three weeks on the Platt Amendment.
     
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    Sounds like chinee husband caught buttering his cookies in different village

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