I need a girlfriend

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Feb 12, 2015.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    I've been thinking about it a lot lately, and tonight it hit me hard. I've NEVER had a real girlfriend. NEVER. No girl has ever wanted to have me as their boyfriend.
    I could say it's just that I haven't met the right person yet, or that I've been unlucky, but...I don't know what I have to do anymore, and I feel like giving up :(
    I've been able to suppress my feelings for a long time now, but now that I havent gotten high for two days because my parents are staying with me for a week, the wheels in my head have started turning again.

    I just really want a girlfriend :( :(

    And I know I'm going to be shit all over and dragged after a car down the street for posting this, but I just had to get it out of my head. No one else here is man enough to admit it, but I know some of you also secretly wish you had a girl to call your own.
     
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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    nobody is reading that faggot shit
     
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  3. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I'm not reading that faggot shit.
     
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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    No one cares about that faggot shit
     
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  5. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Have YOU Ever FUCKed A dolphin?
     
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  6. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    oh jeez :facepalm:
     
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  7. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    this bullshit again :facepalm:
     
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  8. drunkmonkey

    drunkmonkey Shit Mult Banned User

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  9. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Reveal your authentic self Gare. Then maybe you can be good for someone else. Hiding your identity is hindering the process Gare.
     
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  10. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    ...basketcase? :( I even wrote you a song...
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    You're gonna need to get your mental-illness under control before you start thinking about having an intimate relationship with a broad
     
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  12. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Not TBTE Material VIP

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    I don't read the writings of verbose faggots.
     
  13. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I just got the idea from listening to the Jay Thomas show. :console:
     
  14. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Sorry you're feeling down, Gary. :console:

    If you sit around just waiting for chicks to be your girlfriend then you'll likely die alone. You just have to be more aggressive. Easier said than done, I know, but you'll never get what you don't go after. Best of luck, man.
     
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  15. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars Gold

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    You should become a Pickup Artist, Gar. Some of those guys are trolls and are constantly banging 10s. For more information consult your local library or visit this link to start: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickup_artist
     
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  16. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    At least your not like this guy:

     
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  17. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Dis nigga gon go do rapes :chair:
     
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  18. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    Sage advice.

    You can do it, Garbear. We believe in you. :gary:
     
  19. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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  20. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars Gold

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    I've always had faith in Gary. What he needs is a little self-respect. Quit letting guys steal your table at clubs. That's start one.

    I was disappointed in you when I read that story, son.
     
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