I Need a God Damned Mother Fucking Drink

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Phil McKrakin, Jun 29, 2013.

  1. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    The fuck you looking at? :mad:
     
  2. sarnie

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    cheers!
     
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    You need to thank me for making you interesting
     
  4. Phil McKrakin

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    :woot:
     
  5. Phil McKrakin

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    Thanks, faggot. :pie:
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    I read a few old threads at sfn the other day and you sucked ay posting boring, no intensity, you'd be so bad without me
     
  7. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Sorry, Phil.. you're already shitfaced- no more drinks tonight. Go home and sleep it off, pal.
     
  8. Phil McKrakin

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    So...I have this underground watering system. The past few years the lines keep rupturing and I have to dig them up and repair. This time i have a new rupture that is under my fucking cement sidewalk and I'm pissed! :pissed:
     
  9. Phil McKrakin

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    You stupid cunt! I'm only on my second fucking drink!!!!! :c
     
  10. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    You left out the part about how you shot yourself in the face with the hose like a dumb idiot.
     
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    Oh shot it's apple

    Fuck are you doing
     
  12. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Hey, I can't help it if you're a lightweight!!!!
     
  13. Bro

    Bro God Bless Donald Trump VIP Gold

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    I made a fruit smoothie. One black plum and 2 nectarines. Needs vodka.

    :beer:
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

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    :lol:

    That was just the newest of many drunken moments I will cherish forever.
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

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    :mad:
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    He never did that
     
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    Sup bud, no hate
     
  18. Phil McKrakin

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    Last night, faggot.
     
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    dummy
     
  20. Phil McKrakin

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    It was lulz