I need a hobby

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  1. stosh

    stosh Well-Known Member

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    Any suggestions?
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    How musical are you?
     
  3. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    Maybe start collecting something? Something that could be worth investing in?
    How about a craft of some kind? Or a take up a new language?
     
  4. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    How about painting?

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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    are you good at tying knots? I hear this is awesome....

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  6. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Drinking or guitar. Autoerotic asphyxiation might be something to think about, but not something to think too hard about...
     
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    Drink while you play guitar.
     
  8. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Even better!
     
  9. stosh

    stosh Well-Known Member

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    not musical....don't know how to draw daffodils either.
     
  10. stosh

    stosh Well-Known Member

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    I like cooking...maybe I could invent a new sammich
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Do you like to have sex?
     
  12. stosh

    stosh Well-Known Member

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    oh....no thanks
     
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    Have you ever thought about studying a martial art? You can get in shape, overcome personal fear, learn to be humble, and defend yourself against a Gary Busey double leg takedown.
     
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    stosh Well-Known Member

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    if I wasn't so old I would consider it
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    My hobby is cooking, I'm horrible at it, but when I do make a dish that tastes great, oh man, that's why I do it! It's a deeper satisfaction than just having a good meal, it's knowing that you made it and can share it with friends.
     
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  16. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Are you good with your hands? Tools?
     
  17. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Maybe Modge Podge like Howard....

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    or baking.....


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    or animal rescue...


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    Rescued Owl VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm guessing that you have already tried :
    Grilling
    Chess
    Modge Podge
    Photography
    Photo Shopping
    Calligraphy
    Painting
    Bowling in private
    Guessing cock thickness

    You might want to look in to marble hoarding and fucking your employer over.
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Have you tried digging for gold? You will need:

    1) blond, flowing hair cultivated by a labor-free life,
    2) pair of fake boobies,
    3) annoying personality
    4) insatiable appetite for self-promotion
    5) no shame
    6) inability to formulate full sentences


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    :haha:

    Ohhhhh, that was GOOD!