Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by stosh, May 29, 2015.
How musical are you?
Maybe start collecting something? Something that could be worth investing in?
How about a craft of some kind? Or a take up a new language?
How about painting?
are you good at tying knots? I hear this is awesome....
Spoiler: only for the adventurous
Drinking or guitar. Autoerotic asphyxiation might be something to think about, but not something to think too hard about...
Drink while you play guitar.
not musical....don't know how to draw daffodils either.
I like cooking...maybe I could invent a new sammich
Do you like to have sex?
Have you ever thought about studying a martial art? You can get in shape, overcome personal fear, learn to be humble, and defend yourself against a Gary Busey double leg takedown.
if I wasn't so old I would consider it
My hobby is cooking, I'm horrible at it, but when I do make a dish that tastes great, oh man, that's why I do it! It's a deeper satisfaction than just having a good meal, it's knowing that you made it and can share it with friends.
Are you good with your hands? Tools?
Maybe Modge Podge like Howard....
or animal rescue...
I'm guessing that you have already tried :
Bowling in private
Guessing cock thickness
You might want to look in to marble hoarding and fucking your employer over.
Have you tried digging for gold? You will need:
1) blond, flowing hair cultivated by a labor-free life,
2) pair of fake boobies,
3) annoying personality
4) insatiable appetite for self-promotion
5) no shame
6) inability to formulate full sentences
Ohhhhh, that was GOOD!