I Need A New Can Opener

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  1. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Dog food is a bitch to open with a dremel cut off wheel and a pair of dykes looking for suggestions on a manual can opener, TIA
     
  2. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Rod Gein


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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I don't think there is a big difference in can openers. Mine is a Kitchen Aid and works fine. Most decent pocket knives have a can opener that would be easier than what you are doing now.
     
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    I asked my wife one time to bring the extra can opener we have to work. she brought me this.

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    It worked.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I bet there are generations of kids who don't even know what that is.
     
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    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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  9. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    The reason I ask is I picked up a pos at Walmart
    The thing unfucked its self into 5 pieces after one use does craftsman make a can opener ?
     
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    Electric can openers gross me out. You can't clean the wheels very well so I imagine old tuna and Alpo clinging to them.
    I'm a fan of this old favorite... which you can immerse in soapy water.

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    Carve one out of your old femur.
     
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    OXO good grips. Works awesome.

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    OXO makes some pretty decent shit
     
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    [​IMG]electric can openers skeeve me out.
     
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    Your pain meds seem to be working quite nicely.
     
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