I need a new HIP

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Rod-Stroker, Mar 21, 2014.

  1. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Orthopedic surgeon recomends I get a new hip:nocheer:.He said it should last for 10-15 years.Cortisone shots are a stop gap that will only give relief for 4 months possibly less,it comes with its special warnings and side affects.this is one of the hardest decisions of my life.
    You always hear of these people who stroke out on the O.R table from a hip replacemnt surgery.could end up having to wear a platform shoe due to one leg being shorter than the other or have one of those defective hips I'm always hearing about on T.V. or continue to take massive amounts of Pharmaceuticals to get me through the day/night

    Here is my x-ray with my flacid cock for the ladies and the queers...enjoy

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  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    what in the hell
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Jesus Christ ROD
     
  4. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    you got a nice hog there rod.
     
  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    dammit, Rod
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I didn't know we were allowed to post pics of our cock in the Bar!
     
  7. Nunz

    Nunz Lar's lurking. VIP Gold

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    Is that a gerbil?
     
  8. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Hey Rod

    When people ask you how it's hanging, do you say a lil' to the left? :c
     
  9. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :coffee:
     
  10. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    Is that a steaming pot of coffee in your stomach?
     
  11. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    How did you get away with having a sock down your pants for that X-ray?
     
  12. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    That's a thick beer can Robin.
     
  13. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    This was not meant to be titillating this is medical in nature.
     
  14. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    nice rod, rod.
     
  15. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Rod, have you ever fallen and not been able to get up?
     
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    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    looks like you got a little fecal matter stopping you up. hey rod in all seriousness, how old are you, & where you active, how did you wear it out? are you overweight?
     
  18. Avery

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  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Playing horsey with your boyfriends couldn't have helped.


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