I need a piss trough at my computer desk so I can drink beer and post nonstop at dawg

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Time Bandit, Oct 7, 2012.

  1. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    without having to get up and go #1,
    its so annoying and interrupts my reading and posting time:p
     
  2. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    I wanna just let fly...like a hip-pie..
    I'm a poet and didn't no it:hat:
     
  3. Schmoopy

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    You are like a pig in a pen
     
  5. Markijuano

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    Invest in a Riley Martin piss jug
     
  6. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Screw Riley- just grab one of these out of the fridge... should be good for at least a six pack!!

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  7. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    I have a Riley Martin Piss Jug my boss gave me as a gag gift for Christmas. But I just keep change in it. And the bathroom is just across the hall. :c

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  8. DogStar69

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    Maybe that's why Robin got a piss bag.
     
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  10. Tinman

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    External(Texas) catheters are great for concerts, sporting events or those lazy mother fuckers who won't walk ten feet to the bathroom.

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    You can always just wear a diaper like Richard does.
     
  12. Vashier

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    Nonono You gotta empty those devices. What he needs to do is take a waste basket, dent a low spot into the middle of the bottom and drill a hole. Put a small hose into the hole and seal it in place with some silicon gasket cement. Run the hose thru the floor down to the ceiling below. If your lazy just leave it over another's desk and their waste basket. They'll take the blame for having the piss in their basket. If you'd feel guilty over them getting fired you could always run the hose along the drop ceiling into the bathroom and over a toilet. Just be sure to rig a wireless tv camera so you can monitor the receiving toilet as not to rain on some poor unsuspecting slobs parade as he sits and shits.
     
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    I'm trying to cypher why this outstanding thread is in the HS forum.

    Da fuq?
     
  14. Markijuano

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    Riley mention
     
  15. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Zip lock bags......Head of my Kawks to big for bottles or jugs.......
     
  16. Vashier

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    If the heads too big for the waste basket you aint getting any other use out of it since I don't believe you are gay and live near Jeton anyways so you might as well run it through a pencil sharpener until it's of manageable size. Schools have those sharpeners with the various input sizes to make it easier
     
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    when i'm working at the office, just as i get into the groove coding i always have to take a leak. i hate it.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Christ, you people are vile. :jj:
     
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    motherfucker, im on probation.
     
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