I need advice

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  1. HowardsNeckFlap

    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    ok so there was this cute mexican guy i used to hook up with and he was the hottest guy ive ever been with in my life

    but i havent seen him in over a year after he gave me an std, but i miss him and want to see him again

    would it be weird to call him after this long?
     
  2. RobinsBedSores

    RobinsBedSores Active Member

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    Just go with your heart.
     
  3. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member VIP

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    .38 caliber should do it.

    Make sure you put the ENTIRE barrell in your mouth though, no need to half ass it.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    What do you get out of role playing a character on a message board :facepalm:
     
  5. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I concur
     
  6. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    ^^^^^this^^^^^ I believe that you should opt for a .44 tho. :toptip:
     
  7. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    I rated this thread 1 star.
     
  8. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Even a paint ball gun would work. Just try it.
     
  9. HowardsNeckFlap

    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    guys please stop telling me to kill myself
     
  10. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    So you borrowed his herpes and now you want to give it back? It doesn't work that way.
     
  11. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    drink bleach faggot
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Fuck off and take that Down Syndrome faggot RBS with you
     
  13. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Lol
     
  14. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Find the highest building structure and jump
     
  15. RobinsBedSores

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    Aren't they original?
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Head butt an oncoming bus :rofl:
     
  17. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    was his name Dawg? :usofa:
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Can you two please take a hint? From the entire fucking board? :jj:
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    nice edit
     
  20. HowardsNeckFlap

    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    it's not about vengeance, it's about sex