Going to a Christmas dinner party thing tonight. The wife is a close old friend and I know the husband pretty well, but I haven't seen them since LAST Christmas. We still exchange gifts every year, so I know they got me something. I have a few hours to think of what to get them. Complications: 1) They have everything. 2) A gift card would feel tacky (only in their case -- not in general). 3) She only drinks a little and he quit years ago, so booze isn't that great an idea. I'm willing to spend about a hundy on them. They have a kid who's two, and I'll probably get him a book or something. Christmas can suck my ass, because I don't know what anyone wants.