I need fast gift suggestions

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  1. KOC

    KOC Happy Easter, cocksucker! VIP

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    Going to a Christmas dinner party thing tonight. The wife is a close old friend and I know the husband pretty well, but I haven't seen them since LAST Christmas. We still exchange gifts every year, so I know they got me something. I have a few hours to think of what to get them.

    Complications:

    1) They have everything.

    2) A gift card would feel tacky (only in their case -- not in general).

    3) She only drinks a little and he quit years ago, so booze isn't that great an idea.

    I'm willing to spend about a hundy on them. They have a kid who's two, and I'll probably get him a book or something.

    Christmas can suck my ass, because I don't know what anyone wants.

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  2. KOC

    KOC Happy Easter, cocksucker! VIP

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    Faster!!! :angry:
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member VIP

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    coffee
     
  4. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    A very pretty holiday serving platter of some kind is always appreciated, especially for those who entertain
     
  5. Dainty Jainty

    Dainty Jainty New Member

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    Marble Rye or Chocolate Babka.
     
  6. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    Gift cert to a restaurant? :dontknow:
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member VIP

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    srs a coffee/tea gift basket from someplace nice $50 ( you know, real )
     
  8. KOC

    KOC Happy Easter, cocksucker! VIP

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    The first thing is a loaf of bread. The second? :dontknow:
     
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    Yea, hit up Schnitzer's. :c
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Bacon of the month club
     
  11. KOC

    KOC Happy Easter, cocksucker! VIP

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    I was thinking about browsing Williams-Sonoma, but their kitchen is so stocked already. I'm afraid I'll just be getting them something they already have. You think?
     
  12. KOC

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    Maybe. :bigthink:
     
  13. KOC

    KOC Happy Easter, cocksucker! VIP

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    I would totally use that. You know how some people would be mortified to dine out on a gift certificate? :dontknow:
     
  14. Dainty Jainty

    Dainty Jainty New Member

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    How about a pizza stone?
     
  15. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    do they have a Kuric? Buy them a bunch of coffee things for them
     
  16. Daveindiego

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    Big ass bottle of booze.

    They'll start drinking again.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member VIP

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    they have a kid=they dont go out
     
  18. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    you can never have enough service pieces. If you go to a bakery and get a nice dessert and put it on a pretty platter it would be very appreciated I'm sure
     
  19. crazypreacher

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    Elk.
     
  20. HaroldJackson

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    You should have asked sooner. I have the perfect gift that I know they don't already have. And it costs 100. Pm me I can show you a pic.