I Need HELP!

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  1. MrWarmth

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    Somebody I know.....This person's kid confessed to her counselor at school that she smoke pot with her Mother. The woman could be in a heap of shit. How can she detox her blood and urine in a major hurry? I am doing this thread in all seriousness so I don't want any foolish answers. Thank you.
     
  2. Daveindiego

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    Obvy answer, smoke more pot, and don't worry about it. :c
     
  3. JWC

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    I thought you had fallen and couldn't get up...:c
     
  4. wicked smaaaht

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    GNC.com
     
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    Warmth or Dave?
     
  6. MrWarmth

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    I have time. I'll wait til somebody normal posts. :mad:
     
  7. wicked smaaaht

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    there is this drink that I have heard of...24 hrs it flushes..I THINK. I'm not quite sure
     
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    Urinator works great for urine.

    Better call Keith Richards for some blood detox advice. Your friend is fucked. :c

    I don't think they can test for weed though a blood test. Weed ends up in the fat cells.

    If they do a hair follicle, your friend is fucked. :c
     
  9. wicked smaaaht

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    Mami would know
     
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    Um, yes they can. If they test her hair folicles, THEN she is fucked
     
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    drink a lot of water.... STAT there is also a product called 'test pure' use it.

    finally, she should not admit ANYTHING. If they do a lab test, her creatine(sp) will be high but it will be negative
     
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    Not my fault Dave jumped in the middle.
     
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  14. MrWarmth

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    I know. I didn't mention the hair issue to her. She is devastated over this as am I. She is the only person at work I trust. The rest are Y Generation cutthroat backstabbers
     
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    Those drinks at GNC are bullshit.

    Urinator, only way to go. :c
     
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    very expensive so they probably won't even attempt that. That would be her downfall.
     
  18. MrWarmth

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    Do the 4:20 stores sell this stuff? If yes I may go buy it for her myself.
     
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    How old is this kid that smokes pot with her Mom? I may want to party with them.