WTF I need some advice from homeowners here, please

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  1. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP Gold

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    Yes, this is my first thread in here.

    Can we please dispense with all the "GFYS", "Who the fuck is this faggit", and whatever else you're gonna say and stick to the topic at hand? Thanks :hat:

    ANYHOO...

    I have neighbors that just moved in next door to me about a month or so ago. Last weekend, I was out in my back yard cleaning things up, pulling dandelions, checking on things I planted last year, when the wife next door came out and greeted me. We introduced ourselves and chatted for a while. Then she starts talking about work they're planning to have done on their place. Mostly having pretty much ALL of the trees on their lot cut down. She not so subtly mentions how a tree on my property "looks dead" (It's NOT dead. It's Spring, and the thing is producing leaves like nobody's business. The tree is FINE). She says something to the effect of "Well, since the tree guys are going to be here anyway, I could send them over to talk to you. If you say yes, it's fine, and if you say no, that's fine too." With a look on her face that tells me she won't take no for an answer.

    So I look at her like this :surprised: and we exchange a few more uncomfortable pleasantries and she goes away.

    I think I dodged a bullet. Until...
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    You faggot
     
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    Who the fuck is this faggit?
     
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    GFYS.


    And you're fucked. You shouldn't have never made eye contact, let alone talk to, your new neighbors.
     
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    Fuck Her, Don't get involved with your Neighbors.
     
  7. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    What's your question?
     
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    How should she cut down her tree
     
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    ...meh. let her do what she wants to her house and if you need a tree cut down you can arrange that for yourself too.
     
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    Today when I came home for lunch, I saw that the tree guys were next door. I made a beeline for the house, had my lunch, and went back to work without anyone approaching me. I figured she got the hint, and the whole thing was over.

    So tonight I'm outside spreading mulch in the front yard and the husband comes out and approaches me.

    FUCK...
     
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    Offer her a sandwich, she will forget about all those dead trees, she may even give you a courtesy call the next time your basement light is left on.
     
  12. WillyBest

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    If the question is about the tree, it's on your property so she can fuck off. She can legally trim the branches that go over her property, but if she kills your tree, you can sue her.
     
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    Always maintain a healthy relationship with your neighbors
     
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    Tell her the tree was planted by your grandmother and it has tremendous sentimental value. Hopefully you can muster some tears for dramatic effect.
     
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    Did you find out if they are swingers?
     
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    Sounds like the neighbors have got you over a barrel and you don't have a leg to stand on. You're gonna have to remove the tree and pay them thousands of dollars.
     
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    Soak your tree in gasoline. Light match. Everyone is happy.
     
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    Too much sauce and the lettuce looks hot and gross.