I Need Some Cheering Up Today- Can Anyone Help

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by peterfonda, Feb 12, 2014.

  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    I turn 49 today and I'm staring 50 in the face. :(
     
  2. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Fuck You.














    Better? :dontknow:
     
  3. BringBackJackie

    BringBackJackie Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ...and Death is staring at your face
     
  4. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    how about a joke....

    How do you kill 500 flies at once?












    Smack an Ethiopian in the face :grad:
     
  5. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    BTW...Happy Birthday!
     
  6. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    you're a healthy man. be super happy for that. i'd trade places for a 50 yr old healthy body over my 31 yr old train wreck in a second.

    you are more than fortunate! :thumbup:
     
  7. 1Vegasgirl

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    You have a bright future ahead. Happy Birthday.:gift::bday:
     
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    1Vegasgirl Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Damn. Hard to argue with that one.:hat:
     
  9. Anfkid

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    :kiss:
     
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    Least you're white
     
  11. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    You aren't Schmoopy or ricdiculus. Remember...shit can always be WAY worse, ya old faggot.
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    [video=youtube;fV3CRAo7jEQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV3CRAo7jEQ[/video]
     
  13. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Wah! I'm 50. You have no idea what you're in for. It's over Johnny. :sorry:
     
  14. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    You're only as old as you feel, shit-heels. I'm 37, and still feel like I'm 19. I act like it, too.
     
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    DW, didn't want to post this in the thread. didn't think you could take it so he PMed me instead. I want you to be prepared.


    You're testicles actually fall off on your 50th birthday. So put down that greek yogurt and pick up a eclair.
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    [video=youtube;OcOtO_g48F4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcOtO_g48F4[/video]
     
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    That's terrible. I would have put it " Go fuck yourself fuckface, stop your goddamn whining"
     
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    [video=youtube;UsQGi_h6ag8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsQGi_h6ag8[/video]
     
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    Does the wa'ah-baby OP feel better yet?