Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by peterfonda, Feb 12, 2014.
I turn 49 today and I'm staring 50 in the face.
...and Death is staring at your face
how about a joke....
How do you kill 500 flies at once?
Smack an Ethiopian in the face
you're a healthy man. be super happy for that. i'd trade places for a 50 yr old healthy body over my 31 yr old train wreck in a second.
you are more than fortunate!
You have a bright future ahead. Happy Birthday.
Damn. Hard to argue with that one.
Least you're white
You aren't Schmoopy or ricdiculus. Remember...shit can always be WAY worse, ya old faggot.
Wah! I'm 50. You have no idea what you're in for. It's over Johnny.
You're only as old as you feel, shit-heels. I'm 37, and still feel like I'm 19. I act like it, too.
DW, didn't want to post this in the thread. didn't think you could take it so he PMed me instead. I want you to be prepared.
You're testicles actually fall off on your 50th birthday. So put down that greek yogurt and pick up a eclair.
That's terrible. I would have put it " Go fuck yourself fuckface, stop your goddamn whining"
Does the wa'ah-baby OP feel better yet?